Fake spam-bot accounts have really irked me today. If you recognise yourself in the following rant then please accept that you are an unwelcome parasite!
I, like countless others, are bombarded by dozens of unsolicited DMs spamming our inboxes from accounts claiming to be “experienced and well trained” mistresses. Most will have reposts that we will have previously “liked” but no original posts. Others will have maybe a single post if lucky.
The vast majority will have empty bios or a simple “your mistress”.
99% will send a greeting along these lines: “Hey sissy, Hi slut or Hello slave”.
First and foremost YOU DON’T KNOW US! What on this Goddess—given Earth makes you assume you can speak to a complete stranger in this way? You have to EARN the right to address us in this way.
Yes we may be submissive, I know some REAL DOMMES who have also been approached in this manner. Show some RESPECT FFS! Don’t be surprised if I address you back in a similar manner.
DISCLAIMER: UNSOLICITED BOT DMs WILL BE SHARED AND POSTED FOR TRAINING PURPOSES!
Secondly, we’re not all looking for an owner. I even have it clearly stated in my bio! I know I’m not the only one who does this.
Speaking of bios, READ THEM YOU MORONS! Asking for name, age and location WHEN IT’S CLEARLY STATED AT THE TOP OF THE BIO shows a complete lack of respect for the account you’re attempting to contact! It’s a number One telltale sign that you’re a bot!
On a similar vein, castigating our bios when yours are empty just screams BOT or AI account.
We are REAL PEOPLE who want to chat with other PEOPLE with similar interests. If I want to get intimate with a Bot then I will stick my dick in a blender: it would certainly be a more pleasant experience!
Finally you are giving real Masters and Mistresses a bad name. It’s a very rare occasion for a genuine Domme to message us out of the blue; I’m still waiting to be contacted by Mistress Alice in Bondageland, Mistress Natalie Mars or ideally the Goddess, London Andrews offering to collar me. Those three Ladies would definitely give me the perfect reason to submit willingly, heart, body and soul!
In the meantime I am happy to chat with anyone- PROVIDING YOU HAVE THE DECENCY to actually take the time to find out about us from our blogs.
For the benefit of the accounts asking me to chat privately on other platforms, i only do so with people i feel a connection with. In most circumstances this will develop over weeks or months. Don’t expect me to provide my Telegram or Zangi to an empty account that’s been active for literally five minutes!
Here’s the Bot test; I’m now 53 and live in the heartland of Eryri, North Wales’ beautiful mountainous area where we still speak our native language. 🏴
Thank you for your patience.












