Galen (dispatch)

Just... be quiet... for five mintues please

[icanhearyoumf]

RULES:

just keep things respectful

Don't

racism

homophobia

incest

the basics

Pretty most things are fine (will update if needed)

[iheareverythingactually]

*Fist bump*

*𓆑𓇋𓋴𓏏 𓃀𓅲𓅓𓊪*

[icanhearyoumf]

you good?

[icanhearyoumf]

Hi!

*Bro fist*

Ok bye!

Finally, someone gave me a fist bump

[theradiantlight]

When will the SDN organize a kindergarten for the children of employees (and workers)?

A kindergarten? I'm not sure we have the qualifications or paperwork of staff to do that-

[mechadickthethird]

Look after the children??

The employees basically ARE children

I’ve had to start bringing in the fucking rainbow parachute to motivate the team recently and that’s only because I made a joke, and than like five of them went “Robert please actually bring it”

This is practically a daycare already

[invisigal-coolversion]

The rainbow chute is fun, its not our fault we want to have fun.

[mechadickthethird]

I mean I guess it was fun but like. I didn’t expect a ton of ex-villains to get genuinely hyped about this

[icanhearyoumf]

So that’s why there’s a rainbow chute in the gym, I was wondering where that came from

[icanhearyoumf]

Hey Galen you remember that someone from Japan is getting transferred here?

Well he's gonna be a part of your team

Here's his file

Isn't that an anime character-

[icanhearyoumf]

Is it really true that Robert and Flambae… y’know… go at it at work?

- @slugger-sdn

Yup.

[rrobertson3]

world breaks out into a zombie apocalypse, how well are you and your team doing with surviving?

I think we’ve proven that we could survive the end of the fucking world pretty well… what do you guys think, team?

(@flam-bae @thefireandtheflame @batmanz @batboner69 @malevola-gibb-rp @its-mal @invisibi-gal @golem-gravy @waterboy-zteam @swiftasthenight @phenomaman-katonur @punch-up @prismisthegoatofbling @prisim--gurllll @theblondeblazer @icanhearyoumf @iheareverythingactually @chase-star-sdn)

[icanhearyoumf]

Depends on the zombie type tbh

[rob-bob3]

THEY STILL NOT PAYING YOU? Damn

-@catstrut

Yeah their still not paying me for my work

Don't know why tho

[icanhearyoumf]

Probably because of how fucking expensive it is to maintain the mecha man suit if I had to guess

sips coffee

I can black mail some people so you get paid if you want.

[rob-bob3]

How am I not surprised that you know that

*eating a pack of Twinkies for lunch again*

I don't condone that but if you do I'd be grateful for it

How much blackmail to you have Galen?

I'm genuinely curious

[icanhearyoumf]

Enough to bring down several elites, and you know, aggravate a few mafiosos. I mean, you've taken down several crime rings as an active hero. So you know what I'm talking about.

[icanhearyoumf]

if i snuck back into the office, would you rat me out or can you be persuaded not to?

- @mechamanthethird

sips coffee

I didn't hear anything

You're good dw

[rob-bob3]

THEY STILL NOT PAYING YOU? Damn

-@catstrut

Yeah their still not paying me for my work

Don't know why tho

[icanhearyoumf]

Probably because of how fucking expensive it is to maintain the mecha man suit if I had to guess

sips coffee

I can black mail some people so you get paid if you want.

[cryo-sdn]

Can people uh... Stop ... "Adopting" me? (Targeted...)

And maybe stop insulting my dad... For literally JUST getting me a job?

[icanhearyoumf]

They're only going to get worse about it now...

[cryo-sdn]

Oh... Really..?

[icanhearyoumf]

Yeah

[cryo-sdn]

Can people uh... Stop ... "Adopting" me? (Targeted...)

And maybe stop insulting my dad... For literally JUST getting me a job?

[icanhearyoumf]

They're only going to get worse about it now...

[icanhearyoumf]

What if I just... lay under your desk and take a nap...?

@sootpup-ash-hellpup

Go ahead, want me to get you a pillow?

[iheareverythingactually]

i can see colors and taste food chat im so fried rn :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

[prismisthegoatofbling]

I mean like babe if you wanna come down from your high eat pepper

[iheareverythingactually]

i just ate a mouthful of pepper and coughed it all up immediately so now not only am i in severe pain from eating a mouthful of pepper but theres pepper all over my counter

[icanhearyoumf]

I'll go get some water

[iheareverythingactually]

i can see colors and taste food chat im so fried rn :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

[ask-hysteria]

Is this in character or out of character I genuinely cant tell

[iheareverythingactually]

call me a fashion brand the way guess

[icanhearyoumf]

I'm not going to be of any help here

[icanhearyoumf]

(ooc but I feel shit absolute shit right now from being sick so I'mma be gone for a hot sec)

[icanhearyoumf]

Hottie!🫵