[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[spookyoubliette]

the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.

[blazepress]

[bugonearth]

what pokémon is this

[msmarvel]

[dntgetmad]

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

[barelyfittingin]

My guy 💪

[mashallahsis-blog]

This is so cute I love it

[sandandglass]

[boss-hoody]

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

[garykingoftheworld-deactivated2]

This is his father.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

[kabber]

The Boulder Johnson

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[androgynosaurus]

listen if Snorlax can suddenly awaken and transform into something powerful and useful after 20 years of lying around doing fuck-all then maybe there’s hope for me yet

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[autumnmalarkey]

[turbotwintastic]

your move, Nickelodeon. 

[shitpostgenerator]

half mailman, half mailman

[thesenseof-dance]

[kissesformabitches]

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

[joshpeck]

[ihopeiamfunny]

If this election doesn't show you how split our country is right now then I don't know what will

[unclefather]

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

[just-for-grins]

“What If they don’t like my Christmas sweater?”

[dont-touch-my-juice]

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