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Ichigo’s stomach did weird little flips when the doctor announced two genders. “You’re kidding.” Was all he said before looking at the screen, only confirming what the doctor said. Twins? How had they missed that before? Then again, Rukia was pretty early in the pregnancy.. Ichigo swallowed thickly, using his free hand to rub the back of his neck.
They had been expecting one, and that had been hard enough for Ichigo to fully accept in the beginning. Not that he wasn’t happy, of course he was–but a baby was a lot of time and work, and eighteen years of care. It was scary being responsible of another life, of a baby that couldn’t defend or feed itself. But he knew he’d be okay with Rukia there, and he knew she was scared just as much.
But two babies? God–that was.. awesome but also really scary. Instead of the one they were expecting, it was now two little babies they had to keep track of. Were they ready for that? Ichigo took a big breath, feeling slightly dizzy and overwhelmed with new information. Ichigo flashed her a nervous smile, squeezing her hand gently. “Just means more to love, right?”
Rukia, on the other hand, was actively reminding herself to take deep breaths. One baby was enough of a shock as it was, especially considering the whole scenario. It hadn’t even been something she was aware they should have been concerned about, given the whole ‘being a soul’ thing, but enter in a highly advanced gigai and a human and there they were.
Maybe she should be worried about herself fainting, instead. Ichigo looked to be handling it remarkably well. ❝I… I–❞ The death grip she had on Ichigo’s hand conveyed exactly what she was thinking, her free hand coming up to pinch the bridge of her nose. ❝We still have to tell everyone and–❞ Oh good. She was officially panicking.
The doctor had enough sense to leave them alone at that point, allowing for Rukia to sit up on the bed and continue to panic. Her free hand now rested on her stomach as she stared wide eyed at Ichigo.
Ichigo was thankful the doctor left, saying she was going to grab the pictures from the sonogram and to give them some privacy. He turned his attention back to Rukia, who looked like she was about ready to pass out, or at least a few steps away from having a complete mental breakdown. He let out a small grimace when he felt her death grip on his hand, squeezing his fingers together--but he dealt with it. It was the least he could do, after all, he did get her pregnant.
“Hey, hey.” He said softly, scooting her over so he could lay on the hospital bed with her, wrapping his free arm around her and pulling her close to him. “We’ll tell everyone, alright? We can do it tonight, or tomorrow--whenever you want. And I’m scared to, so absolutely scared we’re being not one but two lives into this world.” And it was true, one was going to be hard but another one was going to be even harder. “But you’ll have me, and I’m gonna try to be the best dad in the world and do everything I can to take care of them.”
The substitute nodded towards the screen at their two babies, a small smile on his lips. “Look at them--they’re healthy and they have all their fingers and toes. I even think our little girl is waving at us,” he chuckled, seeing her open palm in the picture on the screen. His heart skipped at beat, it was so tiny, so adorable.
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14: Kiss Along the Hips
Ichigo was a blushing mess, as he always was when naked in the presence of his lover, watching him with hungry eyes. He felt so exposed, his skin prickling when lithe hands would roam his body, teasing over his private parts just enough to get him going, before pulling back. The teasing is always what got Ichigo but then..
He gasped when he felt his mouth run kisses along his hips, digging his fingers in the bed and grabbing the sheets. Szayel had been teasing him for quite some time now, so to say he was a bit excited was an understatement. “Ahh–,” he moaned out softly, chocolate brown eyes watching the man as he continued his trail along his hips, making sure to nip here and there.
It was always cute with Uryuu did this, he thought tiredly as he cuddled up against his form, Ichigo’s arm tightening around him protectively. “D’ya want somethin’ to drink?” He asked with a yawn, nuzzling his face in Uryuu’s hair.
【✽】– He really didn’t want to get up.. and he didn’t feel like getting anything either. “Nooo..” He muttered, just nuzzling right back instinctively. Ishida was too tired to even move from his spot. “…let me sleep.”
“Let you sleep? You weren’t even sleeping to begin with,” he commented with a gruff laugh, tired but wanting to make sure Ishida was okay. He knew the other had problems with his sleep schedule, some nights he would spend them tossing and turning. All Ichigo could do was just hold him until he finally did pass out, whenever that may be.
So, Ichigo kept his arms wrapped firmly around his waist, holding him close to his body and hoping the warmth soothed him to sleep.
A bright smile appeared on his face. “What? That early–you’re barely showing!” Technology was an incredible thing, he supposed. Ichigo nodded his head rapidly, reaching a hand out to squeeze Rukia’s excitedly. “Yeah, hell yeah I wanna know. That is, if you really want to–I’ll do whatever you want.” He assured her, figuring it was the least he could do.
Rukia had been.. uncomfortable these past few months, what with the throwing up and weird mood swings, and the bathroom visits every half hour. Ichigo was there for her every step of the way, even when he was scared out of his mind at being a parent so young– but he had so much support from his side, and with her he could do anything.
He leaned over and pressed a loving kiss to her cheek, a stupid grin present on his lips. Ichigo was still very nervous, but at the same time he felt this big bubble of excitement rising inside of him.
She had to fight the urge to place her hands on her barely swollen stomach, not wanting to get in the way of what the doctor was doing. Rukia was completely new to most human technology to begin with, so she didn’t really question it at all when the doctor had offered to determine the sex.
❝Yes, I want to know.❞
Or, she though she had. It was when the doctor announced that it was a boy and a girl that a wave a nausea crashed over her. Rukia stared wide-eyed at the screen, only now making out the two blobs in the sonogram. Hesitantly, she turned to look at Ichigo.
Please don’t pass out.
Ichigo’s stomach did weird little flips when the doctor announced two genders. “You’re kidding.” Was all he said before looking at the screen, only confirming what the doctor said. Twins? How had they missed that before? Then again, Rukia was pretty early in the pregnancy.. Ichigo swallowed thickly, using his free hand to rub the back of his neck.
They had been expecting one, and that had been hard enough for Ichigo to fully accept in the beginning. Not that he wasn’t happy, of course he was--but a baby was a lot of time and work, and eighteen years of care. It was scary being responsible of another life, of a baby that couldn’t defend or feed itself. But he knew he’d be okay with Rukia there, and he knew she was scared just as much.
But two babies? God--that was.. awesome but also really scary. Instead of the one they were expecting, it was now two little babies they had to keep track of. Were they ready for that? Ichigo took a big breath, feeling slightly dizzy and overwhelmed with new information. Ichigo flashed her a nervous smile, squeezing her hand gently. “Just means more to love, right?”
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{ @iichigo–k || cont. from here. }
The whole situation was surreal to her, and honestly in the beginning, part of her wondered if it wasn’t just some cruel on Kisuke’s part – trying to prove something or extract information. When it was evident that that wasn’t the case, there had been a fair amount of panic that had set in, which is what had ultimately led to Rukia telling Ichigo about the baby. Their baby.
Now, fast forward a few months, and she was staring at the sonogram machine with a stupid grin on her face.
❝Do you want to know if it’s a boy or a girl? They said they could tell us.❞
A bright smile appeared on his face. “What? That early--you’re barely showing!” Technology was an incredible thing, he supposed. Ichigo nodded his head rapidly, reaching a hand out to squeeze Rukia’s excitedly. “Yeah, hell yeah I wanna know. That is, if you really want to--I’ll do whatever you want.” He assured her, figuring it was the least he could do.
Rukia had been.. uncomfortable these past few months, what with the throwing up and weird mood swings, and the bathroom visits every half hour. Ichigo was there for her every step of the way, even when he was scared out of his mind at being a parent so young-- but he had so much support from his side, and with her he could do anything.
He leaned over and pressed a loving kiss to her cheek, a stupid grin present on his lips. Ichigo was still very nervous, but at the same time he felt this big bubble of excitement rising inside of him.
❛ right here! right here’s a foot!❜
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Ichigo could not stop shaking his leg nervously as they sat there, watching as some weird jelly was squirted on her stomach, some weird wand being rubbed across her belly. He was nervous and really unfocused until she grabbed his arm, pointing to the picture on the screen.
It was.. breathtaking, to say the least–yet insanely weird. It wasn’t fully developed but he could make out the head, two arms and two legs. “I–I see that, Rukia.” He smiled gently, placing a hand on top of hers as he stared at the picture on the screen, heart racing rapidly. Their baby looked.. incredible, and it was weird but it almost made him cry, and that was just super sappy but..
He brushed a strand of hair behind her ear, the jittery feeling inside his leg coming to a halt as he smiled at her.
pregnancy starters
- announcing ❛ so… i have some news. ❜ ❛ you look at it, i’m too nervous. ❜ ❛ it came back positive. ❜ ❛ so… hypothetically, if we were to have a baby, how would you react?❜ ❛ okay i just want to say that, yes, i have gained some weight… but it’s because i’m pregnant.❜ ❛ better get your dad jokes ready. ❜ ❛ you’re going to be a parent! ❜
- questions / hopes / concerns ❛ what names do you like? ❜ ❛ i wonder if they’ll like _____. ❜ ❛ do you think it’ll be a boy or a girl? ❜ ❛ what if i’m a bad mom/dad? ❜ ❛ i hope they like me. ❜ ❛ so… do you know… what breast milk tastes like? ❜ ❛ if my kid turns out like __insert person__ i’ll be pretty pleased. ❜ ❛ do you think they’ll have your eyes? ❜ ❛ who should we make the god parents? ❜ ❛ i haven’t told __insert person__ yet… how should i tell them?❜
- belly feeling / watching / interactions ❛ right here! right here’s a foot!❜ ❛ the little one is quite active today.❜ ❛ is that a hand?! ❜ ❛ maybe you should try reading a book to them? ❜ ❛ come watch my belly, it’s frickin crazy! ❜ ❛ the top of the baby’s head is about… here. and a foot is right this way. ❜
- cravings ❛ do you think the baby would be down if i ate some chipotle? ❜ ❛ coffee isn’t good for you while you’re pregnant or breast feeding, but damn i need some caffeine. ❜ ❛ watermelon with peanut butter sounds so great right now. ❜
- other ( reactions, complaints, etc. ) ❛ my feet are so swollen…! ❜ ❛ ew, my stretch marks are so gross… ❜ ❛ the baby will not stop kicking my bladder, so that is why i refuse to leave the toilet. ❜ ❛ i’m… going to be a dad/mom?! ❜ ❛ well how far along are you?!❜ ❛ you’re kidding! ❜
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
{ @iichigo–k || cont. from here. }
❝If you haven’t noticed you’re an even bigger fool than I thought.❞ It was almost sickening how much the waitress was flirting with him, and how disrespectful she was being to her. At the very least, it was incredibly unprofessional. ❝I bet you whatever it is you want that she gives you your meal for free.❞
No matter what he knew he wasn’t going to win this, he never did with her. “What--d’ya want me to pay attention to someone flirting with me?” He scoffed, taking another sip of the water they provided, glancing over as he felt someone staring at him..
and it was her.
Shit, maybe she was right. But, it didn’t matter. “Well, I’m not interested in her so I could care less.”
[ x ]
His face was at least ten shades of red as he pulled back, eyes focused on the floor beneath them. “Yeah, well–you let me, so..”
It was strange, seeing him like this.. Just what exactly was he trying to do? But it was true, he did let him. “I thought I was your enemy,” was all he said.
“Yeah well, shit happens.” He just mumbled, an embarrassed blush still on his cheeks as his eyes flickered over towards Aizen. “I won’t do it again if that’s the kind of reaction ‘m gonna get.”
[ x ]
His face was at least ten shades of red as he pulled back, eyes focused on the floor beneath them. “Yeah, well--you let me, so..”
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