“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way
Yohaji’s dead Seimei has me screaming internally at all times because he can be so many things but we’re not exactly sure what’s what yet????
Was he doomed by the narrative? Did he doom himself narratively due to his clairvoyance? Is he a divine eldritch horror? Is he a human eldritch horror that the divine wanted to get rid of? Is he all of that? Is he none of that? Was he lonely and hopeless about his own situation to the point he could only hope to vicariously live a semi-normal life through his descendant/reincarnation? Did he have no choice but to play out events so the people around him could have happier futures? Was he just always built different? Is this version of him really connected to kitsune? What exactly made him shed a tear in that one Ranmaru flashback? What is his curse doing on Douman? What really killed him?
How is he the Horror, the ghost of Christmas past, and the missed dead wife simultaneously at all times?
I need more brainrot for this guy!!!
I am so normal about Abe no Seimei, promise.
It's no big deal.
if the sniggles had Tumblr
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just saw this sniggle next to me straight up sleeping on the job?? straight up not even eyes open sleeping. is blinky slacking right now or is his eye broken or what???
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hey op. is the sniggle okay?? I had a friend who dozed off on the job and he got fucking smited. pls update
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oh yeah he's dead now lol. dw he was a bitch idrc
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favorite way to torture ted?
shaking the box
mental torment
apocolypse
brother torture
maze
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hot take but I don't think pokotho should've incorporated hidgens's song into inevitable...
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okay??? fuck you?????
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hatchetfield should stop putting all these skinny bitches in the honey queen festival. gimme some chubby ladies. some plus sized baddies.
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real and true. reblog
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make honey queens fat again
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'wiggly could only take root in america' I mean if we turned him into tea we could probably get the british too tbh. who's up for black fridaying the british
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you just didn't like made in america. gonna smite you rq
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TF IS WILBUR CROSS DOING ON MY POST??? IM SO SORRY KING I LOVE YOU SM NO OFFENSE INTENDED
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what is this place? who are you all talking about? who are the lords in black?
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HANNAH YOU NEED TO LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW
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how the fucky-wucky did you even get accounts here?
If Jeff Blim didn’t want me to summon the lords in black he shouldn’t have made the chant to summon them so fucking catchy
no but Starkid's version of eldritch gods is so funny bc yes they're divided into black and white categories based on whether or not they help humans but there's only one of the helpful ones and the others are a pretentious theatre kid, a toddler staring at you on the bus home from work, a kid who forces his sims to set themselves on fire, reloads the save file, then does it again, Hungy, and a corporation that's trying to keep up its family friendly image. also the only one that doesn't actively harm humans is an indie folk artist
started thinking about BillPaul but they're lord servants in the black and white,,, Pokey servant infected Paul and Blinky servant all-seeing Bill,,,
if Bill has retained more of his old self but corrupted by the power he has. Blinky made a deal with him that Alice would always be safe and he uses his power to constantly check on her. in exchange he acts as a replacement for Blinky's thousandth eye that Alice took - Bill has to fill in those gaps for Blinky that missing that eye causes
and Paul is so so different, classic infected Paul. mindless and happy and singing and obedient. he's a shell of who he used to be, but he really likes being around Bill for some reason. cares about his wellbeing a weird amount for someone whose only other thoughts are appeasing Pokey. when they cross paths he follows Bill around singing little tunes at him
Bill has complicated feelings around Paul because on one hand that's his buddy, and on the other hand that's NOT his buddy... Paul's so empty in the eyes, and Bill never thought he'd miss his complaining but he does. it's nice to see a familiar face right in front of him though. he likes having the company. and Paul is... a little friendlier this way. he's getting used to it
Blinky and Pokey let them see each other every now and then to keep them both compliant. when everything Bill sees gets overwhelming Paul lays Bill's head in his lap and sings for him. it gives him something else to focus on while his eyes are closed. and when the music in Paul's head gets too loud, or his old, bad memories start to surface, Bill dances with him, or sits with him and tells him about all the things he can see
what if they were irreversibly changed and taken as playthings by cosmic beings and they were both boys!!!!
President Howard in the black and white
The summoning plays in the distance
(Available at my table at mcm next weekend 💃)
Sometimes a family is you, your constantly dead older brother, your chronically offscreen parents, and a goat god thing that has cursed your bloodline
I always hear people talk about how Ted just mentally knew that Pete was infected when talking to Bill about Alice
but i never hear anyone talk about how Pete was already infected in LDDDD and singing around in public, ted probably saw Pete singing, totally infected, while he was hiding in the trash cans
he didn’t just KNOW pete was dead
he SAW that pete was dead
(None of them are sane they are all hypocrites)
This is silly but wouldn't leave my brain so now I have to curse you all with it too :)
What if Jimmy praying wasn't the only reason Mumbo was first out instead of him??? What if the Watchers didn't like how Mumbo was being possessive of Grian this season huh? What if Jimmy praying was their last straw in making the decision huh? what if
THEY ADDED ABSENT FATHERS TO MOOMINVALLEY 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️❤️❤️
parkour civilization getting big on twitter is wild from my youtuber perspective because ordinary people are posting tweets saying like "I HATE THIS EVIL MFER" and the photo attached is the guy who bought me a dave & busters mojito on my 21st birthday
i succumbed to that twitter 4 image art trend
tanaka mai revolutionizing the three act structure