Mellon

[strategypillar]

Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[dduane]

cc: @petermorwood

[rt0no]

[5weekdays]

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

[5weekdays]

"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"gene."

[5weekdays]

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"

"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."

[5weekdays]

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

[5weekdays]

"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"gene."

[5weekdays]

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"

"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."

[iidascalves]

Rooster and Mav

[iidascalves]

Reblog if this looks like your father I’m very curious

[almondfae-deactivated20220208]

strawberry things 🍓💫

[kirasuki]

I mean for real I cried

[mookie000]

kenma

[mookie000]

a proud Kenma 

[iidascalves]

Fuck I’m crying

[mookie000]

HQ x Its always sunny 

[rogerdeakinsdp]

I’ve sold millions of mystery novels, but my own death might be my greatest mystery yet.

Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[holymatters]

The absolutely funniest thing on the internet is these comments from heterosexual men under the "Henry Cavill reads thirst tweets" video

[taylor-birdie]

Why I’d get kicked out of Hogwarts

[sweetener]

excuse me officer i would like to report a murder

[the-toaster-cat]

My daughter wanted mini Hux and Kylo figurines for her birthday. Then I found this on her Instagram.