dione

I draw trash

[ask-sincerely-memes]

[blithefool]

Special thanks to @shoujocowboy for beta-ing my little comic script. You made it better, as always.

[dvnsart]

[iidionee-blog]

smfh jeremy

[triptoedits]

Mike Faist is often the model for my face studies.

[aggressivelywaving-deactivated2]

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD

[luftballons99]

the j stands for “just cuddle with me already”

[luftballons99]

theyre stupid and theyre gay and theyre stupid

[luftballons99]

i had to turn it into a meme so as to not make myself sad

[millerizo]

(Could you say it again for me, Angel?)

[lost-carcosa]

Albino raccoon

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“…Oh…”

“Alright lets check this shit out!”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

You rolled an 8.

Jared the Sexy begins to make out footprints on the forest floor, but quickly loses them, slipping down the sheer face of a hill in the process.

Someone emerges from the bushes, concerned.

“ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY?”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“No”

roll to flirt with this guy he looks hot.

[ask-sincerely-memes]

You rolled a 15.

“Jared, ugh! This is serious. I’m not even going to ask why you’re both dressed like that, just know that it’s not safe out here, okay? I… There’s something out there.”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“Wh-what’s out there…??”

Roll to cry

[ask-sincerely-memes]

You rolled a 4.

Elven Hansen is so terrified he can’t even cry.

“The Goatman… Half man, half goat, but all evil. As for what it wants? Nobody knows, but it’ll stop at nothing to get it.”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“…The Goatman,huh? Sounds weak.

Soooo,Vaguely connor looking guy,What are WE supposed to do about it?”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“‘Vaguely Connor looking?’ Very funny. I’m coming off a wild high, sure, but I’m not that much of a mess… am I? But sure, fine, whatever… just… just stick with me. I’ll try to protect you both, but listen, if things get dire, I need you to run.”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“…Y-You’re a Connor?”

Roll to find out which Connor this is. Perception check?

[ask-sincerely-memes]

You rolled a 18.

Conclusion:

“Yeah, Connor Logan Murphy, just like I’ve always been.”

A Connor, but not yours.

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“….Ah…

A different Connor..

Still hot,so I’ll listen.”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“Uh…? Okay. I’m gonna go ahead to the last place I saw it, and figure out shit from there.”

Connor L. leads the two brave heroes to a small shack.

[ask-sincerely-memes]

Elven Hansen stares up at the sign.

“Curiosities…?”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“Yeah, found an old video game cartridge in there. That’s what it came from.”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“The Goatman came from a fucking GAME CARTRIDGE???”

roll to see if thats absolutely bullshit.

[ask-sincerely-memes]

You rolled an 8. An 8??? What do I even do with that??? What is- whatever, Connor L. replies

“WE SEALED IT AWAY WHEN WE WERE 10 YEARS OLD, JARED. IT’S A LONG, HARROWING STORY THAT [REDACTED] WON’T LET ME GET INTO.”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

“Ah.”

That’s all he has to say on that one.

“So… W..

Wh-what do we do..?”

[ask-sincerely-memes]

Perception check to see where the Goat went.

[ask-sincerely-memes]

Jared! Connor! Please be cute again! And thank you for being cute! My kleinphy heart has taken flight! THank you and have a wonderful day!

hey guys, cute connor here

sincewely, me

[supremestarks]

thank you ben for blessing us with some mike faist content

[holy-quiznak-batman]

Disappear from Dear Evan Hansen is such a strong powerful song and is severely underrated.

[ask-sincerely-memes]

bong connor. bonger

[cowboymurphy-deactivated2019082]

Hey y’all ever just stop and think

POOR FUCKING MIGUEL.

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[30-minute-memes]

As an ex fetus, I agree