SALTZMAN

[iiinsanis]

all old threads are being dropped ! this blog is officially under a revamp

[iiinsanis]

sorry for being d e a d over here but im Coming Back

[iiinsanis]

uhm so can someone give lizzie her mom?? bc she needs her rn???

[iiinsanis]

filmade‌:

        ❛  remember  bad  days  are  just  days  that  are  bad.  ❜  he  gives  a  confident  nod  as  if  he  has  any  real  idea  of  what  he’s  talking  about.  he  doesn’t.  he’s  just  bullshitting  along  even  in  his  own  life.  ❛  totally  stole  an  animal  crossing  quote  there  because  ya  know  what?  the  game  is  a  soft  blessing  and  wise  as  fuck.  ❜  who  needs  therapy  when  you  can  have  animal  villagers  give  you  advice  for  free?  

@iiinsanis​  ❤

Amused eyes rest on his face, eyebrows quirked ever so slightly as he spoke. It half sounded wise; it half sounded like he might've been smoking a little bit of the green. Laughter burst free from her lips as he mentioned animal crossing, hand raising to rub her forehead slightly. "You are really a work of art. Honestly, become a psychologist, please." She mused, grinning at him as she leaned back against the wall. "I've been to enough. You have enough charisma; you wouldn't need the schooling. Oh - I know, become a shaman for mental health."

[iiinsanis]

seesgood‌:

❝ those are the ones you have to watch out for, liz. ❞

A soft groan leaves her lips, head falling back slightly. “I know - I know. I’ve been trying to ignore him, but it’s so hard.”

[iiinsanis]

[cheaprph]

HELLO EVERYONE ! My name is Jane and I’m the mun of several roleplay blogs such as @laboranti​, @clamcrisims​, @soliitudc​, @iiinsanis​ && more. Here, I’m hoping to make a few extra dollars through commissions since I got wrongfully fired in December. Since I’m out of work, I really need to get some inflow of money. Below the cut, you’ll find my prices for my cheap commissions!

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[salembcrn]

and when the world turned it’s back on me  —  down rained the wrath of a queen scorned

indie, private & selective tvd/legacies based oc penned by jane

[iiinsanis]

here’s a lil sneak peek at isobel, my upcoming tvd/legacies oc, a salem witch turned vamp

[melaerotica]

dirty talk .

a collection of dirty talk found around social media .

“I can’t get enough of you touching me.”

“I love when you push me against the wall.”

“I can’t wait until I get to rip these pants off of you.”  

“That feels so good.”

“I’m gonna cum if you keep up this.”

“I love the way your cock tastes in my mouth.”

“I love the taste of your pussy against my tongue.”

“I want your fingers inside me.”

“I want your mouth against me.”

“I want your fingers deep down my throat.”

“I want your cock inside of me.”

“I want to feel how much you want me.”

“I want to make you cum.”

“I want you cum all over my mouth.”

“I want to feel your legs tremble around my waist.”

“Make me want you.”

“Show me how much you want me.”

“I can’t get my mind off you.”

“Touch my breasts.”

“I would love to  bend you over the counter.”

“I can’t get enough of the idea of you on your knees for me.”

“Spread my legs and make me weak.”

“I want your hands all over me.”

“Grope me.”

“Kiss me.”

“What do you want me to do to you?”

“Where do you want me to kiss you?”

“How do you want me?”

“Why don’t you come closer?”

“Where would you like to kiss me?”

“You like it when I spank you, don’t you?”

“I can’t stop thinking about your tight ass draped around me.”

“I can’t stop fantasizing about your legs spread over my face.”

“I just want to run my tongue inside your pussy.”

“You like it when my brush my cock against you?”

“I love how your tongue feels on my clit.”

“I’ve been waiting for this all day.”

“I want to tear your clothes off and make you mine.”

“Your breasts look so good in that top.”

“I love the way you grind against me.”

“The lace feels so good against my fingers.”

“Your hands are so warm.”

[iiinsanis]

here’s a lil sneak peek at isobel, my upcoming tvd/legacies oc, a salem witch turned vamp

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.

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[iiinsanis]

imstillburning‌:

“  What  exactly  do  you  think  the  merge  is  ?  Do  you  think  you’re  gonna  be  fighting  some  EPIC  BATTLE;  you  and  Josie  flinging  fireballs  at  each  other,  a  fight  to  the  death  to  find  out  who’s  learned  the  most  ‘grown  up’  spells  ?  ”  DISGRACED  coven  leader  spins  a  narrative  with  scathing  sarcasm;  a  harsh  teacher  doling  out  HARSHER  TRUTH.  Head  shakes  in  disbelief,  eyes  narrow  in  skeptical  scrutiny:  he  wears  cynicism  in  the  face  of  naivety  blatantly  for  all  to  see,  it  presses  mouth  into  a  hard  line  and  makes  gaze  piercing.  “  It’s  NOT  like  that.  You’re  going  to  take  her  hands,  do  a  little  chanting  and  then  poof:  it’s  all  in  your  mind.  It’s  a ritual,  a  test  of  will  and  discipline  and  magical  strength.  Your  offensive  spells  will  count  for  ZILCH  if  you  can’t  focus  for  more  than  five  minutes  without  getting  bored  and  going  for  pizza.  So  SUCK  IT  UP  and  do  the  spells  I  give  you.  ”

The more he speaks, the more she realizes he's right. She didn't want to sit there going over the spells she'd mastered already; she wanted to learn more. It took too much focus and effort to go over the same thing over and over and over again. Her attention span fading and stretching until it all but disappeared. She knew it was her weak spot, losing interest in anything and everything so quick that it didn't even matter if she needed to or not: uncontrollable in her lack of focus. Of course, he was giving her these spells for a reason, and of course, he knew exactly what he was doing. After all, her Uncle had been through the merge, had won it. He was powerful beyond any of the other members of their family, of course, she could argue that he was trying to sabotage her: but what good did that do for him? Nothing. Training her to win, proving once again his power and knowledge - that would stand for something. He had something to gain out of it. There was nothing in it for him if she died. "Okay, okay, fine." A little huff escaped her, eyes dropping to the pages, fingers trace the words slowly: not speaking. "I just have a hard time keeping interested in things." Which was why Josie was already stronger than her in the first place, she was willing to bet. "And I guess it doesn't help that I know as of right now Josie is stronger than I am. We've already proven it." The little fight they'd had. Josie had overpowered her magic, sent her flying. The thought scared her. "It's easy to sabotage yourself when you expect failure."

[iiinsanis]

my next oc is a salem witch turned vampire with madelaine petsch as the fc s O the url?? trialisims, salemborn, bornpower?

[iiinsanis]

does anyone wanna make affiliated ocs??? b c i have a vampire baby i wanna make and uH i want to make affiliated ocs pls

[iiinsanis]

lowkey wanna make a legacies/vampire diaries based oc with madelaine petsch as the fc

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imstillburning‌:

“  I’m  sorry,  which  of  us  is  the  all  powerful  coven  leader  with  access  to  centuries’  worth  of  magic  and  texts  and  secrets  that  would  crumble  your  little  tween  mind  ?  ”  DRAMATIC  PAUSE  hangs  poignantly  in  the  air,  a  look  of  mock  consideration  pinching  features  into  a  frown  before  a  single  finger  is  pointed  towards  his  own  chest.  Faux  revelation  is  accented  with  a  feigned  gasp  of  surprise  before  pretense  slides  and  eyes  simply  roll:  MODESTY  is  an  unfamiliar  phenomenon  to  a  mind  gilded  with  ancient  power  that  has  been  coveted  from  his  own  BLOODY  successful  ventures.  “  You  can  move  up  to  the  grown  up’s  table  when  I’M  confident  you’ve  got  all  the  basics  covered.   Right  now  ?  I’m  hearing  a  severe  lack  of  witchy  woo  chanting.  ”  

His voice breaks into the air, and the moment his words met her ears, her head was falling back, eyes rolling as a little groan of boredom fled free past her lips. She knew that working with him would be difficult; she just had not been prepared for how utterly annoying he could be. Was this how Josie felt every time Lizzie took the lead on something? Probably. It made complete sense to her now why she tended to get irritated when they worked on projects together. "I'm not a tween," she huffed out at him, lips formed in a pout. "By the time the merge comes around, we're going to be on defensive spells I learned in the sixth grade."