well fuck

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[abitchistireddddd]

stop it steve

[liminalsimian]

mood:

[webpix-blog]

[dagangstapenguin]

imagine the sound of someone walking down the street wearing those

[evanmcohen]

I wake each day and rise to the sun. I am tired and in pain, Holding onto no one. New comic coming out this Fall/Winter.

[sixpenceee]

A very curious and friendly octopus. From here

[your-j-alpha-daddy-blog]

I don’t know why this is so mesmerizing to me 😍

[whereyouleftsme]

@yelyahwilliams: i am happy to report that the tour insomnia is actually just insomnia and i spent an entire night in my own bed, wide awake, enjoying season 2 of @QueerEye.

[breitbeinig]

[nudityandnerdery]

I have never understood the phrase “power move” as clearly as I do in this very moment.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

[fuckindiva]

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[meanplastic]

DELEteee

[charlottewinslow]

[thequotejournals]

Stop apologizing. You don’t have to say sorry for how you laugh, how you dress, how you make your hair, how you do your makeup, how you speak. You don’t have to be sorry for being yourself. Do it fearlessly. It’s time to accept: this is you, and you gotta spend the rest of your life with you. So start loving your sarcasm, your awkwardness, your weirdness, your peculiar habits, your unique sense of humor, your voice, your talents, your everything. It will make your life so much easier to simply be yourself.

Danielle Mansutti | @thequotejournals (via thequotejournals)

[ifeeltheglow]

dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me

[crowcanhavealittleknife-deactiv]

There’s something about Studio Ghibli’s Water physics that I love

While it is a liquid, it tends to behave more gelatinously

It’s so beautiful while almost being awkward *bloop*

Gravity? Surface tension? No? Well, just let me hug her!!

Not even seeming to make skin or cloth wet

It looks so satisfyingly bouncy

Tell me what you guys think and what’s your fav movie thing about Ghibli

[robotblues]

im laughing what is anatomy

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[wavesrising-deactivated20190412]

Have compassion for yourself!!! I cannot say that enough. You are human. You are imperfect. You’ve been wrong in speech and action. You’ve made mistakes and you will make more! But you are still worthy of empathy, understanding, and love. You deserve this and I understand self compassion can be hard, but it is a practice to work at. We deserve that within ourselves.