watch me do a barrel roll

oh boy am II ever havIIng the worst tIIme. ((A semi independent Helmsman Rp Blog, please read the /rules before interacting. NSFW))

[iimperiialskiiff]

I know you're already dreading this question but I gotta ask my man.... how's your quadrants?

IId lIIke uhhhhhhh

a questIIon that IIsnt bullshIIt

[beautyfshn]

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

[heyitscousindave]

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Everyone deserves another chance. //sign blog - ooc //

follow our signless mayhap

[iimperiialskiiff]

IIf the shIIps not movIIng II have nothIIng to do. IIve been drawIIng dumb photos of IImportant trolls shes shown me. hmu IIf you want to see some master piieces

[battermistress-blog]

iimperiialskiiff:

well fuck me for beIIng tethered to a chaIIr then huh.

you gotta job and thats to run my ship capisci?? speakin of aboat time to pull ta port so hop to it

[iimperiialskiiff]

aBoAT TImE tO pULl To pOrT sO HOp tO It

[iimperiialskiiff]

who’s bulge do II have to suck to get a game console

[iimperiialskiiff]

no???? 

[iimperiialskiiff]

who's bulge do II have to suck to get a game console

[battermistress-blog]

it would be dull if all ya never got ta leave the ship

[iimperiialskiiff]

well fuck me for beIIng tethered to a chaIIr then huh.

[iimperiialskiiff]

the thIIng about the vastness of space IIs that IIts dull as shIIt.

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[Semi Indie. Condesce rp blog. Please read pages before following. Written by Connor.]

follow our tls condy!!

[battermistress-blog]

welcome lil guppies come aboard my ship

[iimperiialskiiff]

hey, nIIce to meet you. HMU IIf you want to hear me bIItch about the empIIre 

[battermistress-blog]

oh word? lemme hyu then

[iimperiialskiiff]

OH BOY would you look at thIIs partIIcular thIIng II don't fuckIIng want.

[iimperiialskiiff]

oh fuck, are they doIIng okay? well ok. IIf they’re stuck IIn a bed probably not. II hope they get better though, fuck

tumblr at least seems lIIke a good dIIstractIIon.

[furiousnostalgia-blog]

They, ah. Were recently… Unhelmed? There’s not a real great verb for that in particular. Uninstalled feels gross. But they have lots of stuff going on right now, but they’re pretty stable, it’s just a whole thing. It certainly is! (:K

[iimperiialskiiff]

lucky fuck. II know how much that blows, so IIt’s nIIce that they have you to support them after goIIng through IIt. at least they’re out?

[iimperiialskiiff]

damn, you’re a captor? who would’ve thought our shIIt would multIIply

IIt’s nIIce to know some of us are just chIIllIIng 

[iimperiialskiiff]

oh fuck, are they doIIng okay? well ok. IIf they’re stuck IIn a bed probably not. II hope they get better though, fuck

tumblr at least seems lIIke a good dIIstractIIon.

[iimperiialskiiff]

II’m an adult, II start to say, whIIle pullIIng up a garfIIeld haunted hIIve game for the second tIIme thIIs perIIgee