Most iconic moments from The Book of Mormon
I CAN’T BELIEVE JESUS CALLED ME A DICK!
“I have maggots in my scrooooootummmmm”
“The fuck is this?!”
JOSEPH SMITH! MAGICAL AIDS FROG!
Elder Poptarts
FUCK YOU IN THE EYE! FUCK YOU IN THE OTHER EYE!
The dancing coffee cups in Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
“Now I can text all of my friends”
You think that’s bad I broke rule 72! I left my companion I’m way worse than you! (murderers gasp)
IIIIIIIIIIIII…………. got de golden plates - GOLD PLATES - I gonna lead de people
Elder Mckinley’s tapdancing
SPOOKYTUS
“And the lord said you shall NOT have sex with that infant!”
“What the fuck is a steak knife?”
SAL TALAAYYY KASITYYYY
The pink sparkly vests in “Turn it Off” and Kevin being all “Wtf am I wearing”
BUT MOSTLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Imagine your brain is made of tiny little boxes. Find the one that’s gay and cRUSH IT
Basically all of “Baptize Me”
Joseph Smith dying of dysentery
I JUST HAVE TO FOLLOW THAT WHIIIITE BOOOOY
Elder Price’s Coffee rant
LONG AGO WHEN I WAS FIVE I SNUCK IN THE KITCHEN LATE AT NIGHT AND ATE A DONUT WITH A MAPLE GLAAAAZE
Here’s my daughter, she has A…………….wONDERFUL DISPOSITION
“Bishop Donahue says it’s because I have no self esteem and desperately want to fit in with my peers!”
ANDIBELIEVETHATTHECURRENTPRESIDENTOFTHECHURCHTHOMASMONSONSPEAKSDIRECTLYTOGOD
F you heavenly father!? hOLY moly I said it like 13 times!
I hAve never seen a rectal blockage of this kind
Every time Arnold gets Nabalungi’s name wrong.
“just copy them down onto normal paper…even though this might make them question if the plates are real or not… this is sort of what God’s going forrrrrrrrrrr…”
I STILL HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOOOOOTUMMMMMMMM
