[evilscientist3]

trick or trout!

TROUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[mrswhymrhow]

you just know hes the life of the party

[emeraldwoman]

trans people: im trans

society: ok

moray eel: 😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐

[sonicdjam]

[sm64mario]

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

[sm64mario]

First’a night on the job, everyone!

[sm64mario]

Why are they moving.

[sadclowncentral]

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

[sadclowncentral]

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

[sadclowncentral]

"i'm not touching anything right now" small talk on the international space station

[paranoidgemsbok]

This is what they mean by curating your online experience

[bimboid]

[1anonyymous1]

you’re allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta

[twitchyrose-deactivated20250501]

[jonklassen2]

[anus]

dog and snog

[evilcousin]

My yearly dog and snog post

[relelvance]

[ovur]

I feel so mature sleeping w my tv turned off

[relelvance]

What if i put a curse on you lol

[ovur]

Don't even joke about that it isn't funny.

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

2003 will be my year

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.