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Vivisections are like gay sex to me

#writing a fic abt this kinda thing rn and god its wild #its so intimate like this started out as a vaguely comedic continuation of another fic i also wrote abt vivisection #what if i tied you to a table and vivisected you while youre wide awake... and we were both girls #mad science #mad scientist #im a fucking virgin and also have never had a surgery but yall get me

ispyspookymansion

i like a trans headcanon as much as the next guy but sometimes it really boils down to “that character has not had enough agency and/or introspective freedom in their life to have transitioned by the time we meet them in their story”

Fiona Apple wearing suit of armor on a subway by Joe McNally

strange-aeons

Literally gonna be me omw to dashcon

grimeclown

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

grimeclown

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay