Taking a Greyhound to Seattle

Koss. 24. Hufflepuff. She/Her and They/Them.  

[loumovies]

Friends | S07E21

[imgetting2old4diss]

Mood

[too-witches-to-come-sorry-deact]

Someone once said to me, “I hope the pain eases soon.” It struck me as the purest blessing that had ever been offered over my head - I hope the pain eases soon. It’s so gentle, so kind, so hopeful. So to everyone who’s hurting: I see how hard you’re trying, and I hope your pain will ease soon.

[as-seenon-tv]

I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”

[weltinator]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[imgetting2old4diss]

How i feel i look in skinny jeans

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ct4cd]

doctor: it appears you have Cigna

me: oh god is that fatal

doctor: that's your insurance provider

doctor: but yes

[archaeologicals-deactivated2016]

fun facts!

leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.

stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.

aristotle tutored alexander the great.

abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.

an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.

pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.

pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other. 

oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

[jessicasuenicole]

Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t

[justbadpuns]

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’..

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

[parksanrec-deactivated20171215]

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

[she-who-the-river-could-not-hold]

THE 100 REWATCH ▸ Season 5: Episode 11 – “The Dark Year”

“How do you choose between a monster and the devil?”

[hairstylesbeauty]

20 Creative Eye Makeup Illustrations by Tal Peleg: Great talent, a must see gallery!

[milfsmackdown]

i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune

[ilovemymoose]

hopper: this is one of the most dangerous men in the world-

alexei:

[quotemadness]

“The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.”

— Stephanie Perkins

[alrightsnaps]

Okay, but imagine Clyde Langer working as a UNIT agent and being pretty damn good at his job, so much so that he quickly rises through the ranks and becomes a well respected chief in the Force. And one day he's invited some friends from work over to his and Rani’s place and Luke is also there because, well, he usually is. And he's come a long way from his childhood as far as socializing goes, sure, but he's still not the best at picking up social cues, so as they're all chatting and reminiscing on their memories of his mum he brings up the story of the escaped prisoner and the Judoon going after him. And poor Clyde is just dramatically staring at him, and Rani has burst into laughter, and it takes a preeeetty long time for his team in UNIT to let go of the fact that Commander Langer was literally grounded by the freaking Space Police

[scoutsmoocrew]

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