hi, i'm awkward

24. the human embodiment of an awkward silence. comedy blog i guess. occasional fandom posts.

[valtsv]

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

[valtsv]

yes

[moonstone-reverie]

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

[the-ghostcrew]

this was under a puppet history video

[headspace-hotel]

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[tamamita]

Is the demonym for Haiti citizens Haitian?

[shittywizardplush]

why would anyone ever want to use any other website besides this one?

[tamamita]

Can anyone answer my question

[ttttherian]

yeah I think its Haitian

[tamamita]

Thanks

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I need this movie ASAP

[cactus-pat]

[pawpels]

Is this not the plot of Shark Tale

[horce-divorce]

[miss-sagemoon]

I've been he/it

[groovy-rat-man]

I Now Pronouns You Dead

[yugirimistwalker]

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by crowbabies. original caption: My stinky baby]

[aprillasaurus]

[instagramdotcom]

enamoured with this image

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[e-v-roslyn]

Queen

[gaysemiotics]

Give her her own tv show

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wingdingle]

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

[ookamikuro]

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

[gay-jewish-bucky]

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

[chilewithcarnage]

world heritage post

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[rogueheretic555]

What in the clickety clack freaking frack did I just see.

[thesassyducks]

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

[kindness-and-sunshine]

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

[kelssiel]

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

[azzandra]

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

[lurlur]

[flipocrite]

found-family speedrun

[scrubjayspeaks]

New offspring just dropped.

[treacherousgnome]

[seerofbuttcheeks-deactivated201]

fucking zoo tycoon holy shit

[magmadova-deactivated20120707]

suck it up orca 167

[xxxxxxxxxxxxvxxxxcccccc-deactiv]

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later