I JUST CAN'T TODAY

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WHEN I AM PLAYING THE DOMINO’S PIZZA MYSTERY DEAL

WHEN I TRY AND BEFRIEND SOMEONE HERE

WHEN I REACH FOR THE BUTTER BUT SEE I HAVE CREAM CHEESE FOR MY BAGEL

WHEN I IMAGINE MEETING JIM BREEN

WHEN EVERY DUDE AT THE TABLE ORDERS A LEMON SOUR

WHEN I HAVE TO DO ANYTHING INVOLVING A JAPANESE BANK

WHEN THREE DUDES IN A ROW ARE WEARING CREAM TURTLENECKS

WHEN A LOCAL UNKNOWINGLY SAYS SOMETHING INCREDIBLY RACIST

WHEN THE KEYBOARD IS SET TO THE WRONG LANGUAGE EVERY TIME I START TO TYPE

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME TO CHECK AN ENGLISH DOCUMENT AND I JUST END UP REWRITING IT

WHEN MY COWORKERS ACT SHOCKED THAT I ACTUALLY MEANT IT WHEN I SAID I WAS NOT GOING TO TONIGHT’S NOMIKAI

WHEN PEOPLE ARE CONVERSING IN STICKERS IN THE LINE GROUP I FEEL OBLIGATED TO STAY IN

WHEN SOMEONE COMPLIMENTS WHAT IS ACTUALLY THE SCENT OF MY DEODORANT

WHEN I SKIP A JAPANESE PARTICLE THAT'S GETTING IN THE WAY OF WHAT I NEED TO SAY

WHEN I FIND ANOTHER EXPAT I LIKE

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