MY NAME IS DUCHESS GUMMYBUNS

[isnt]

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror. 

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[imamdrake-deactivated20180503]

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

[pettycentral]

[botherjohnmisty-deactivated2018]

J.R.R. Tolkien‘s full name:

Jolkien Rolkien R. Tolkien

[slyandthefamilybook]

What does the second r stand for

[circleoftyrants]

Rolkientolekien

[igmakeup]

[syzzygys]

[comicberks]

Goddamn it. 

[rhoethbeort-deactivated20121228]

[literarysext]

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

[thankuforthecoffee]

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

[railroadsoftware]

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do? Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

[kinghardy]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Weekly Journal, Kansas, December 8, 1899

[annabellioncourt]

This was 100% a callout posting about male authors.

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

THINGS TO INCLUDE IN A COLLEGE APPLICATION

high school musical quotes

the number 5

a 3 page samsung galaxy s2 skyrocket review

your fastest lap time in mario kart ds

,

the receipt to a hairdryer

big bird

[jmonster666-blog]

[runtelldathomeboy]

This is deep