Just think about how if they ever did a TMNT: Turtles Forever sequel and you have 2003, 2012, and Rise Donatello talking about weapons.
Rise: So⊠what does your staff actually do?
12: I think he means what special features did you put in?
03: Um, I added a new leather wrap?
Rise: Ha!⊠Oh wait, youâre serious? Thatâs it??
03: Itâs a bo staff, it doesnât really need special features-
12: *pushes hidden button to activate Naginata blade*
Rise: if by âcoolâ you mean âtotal amateur.â
12: Oh yeah? And what does YOURS do?!
Rise: You mean other than NOT being snapped in 2 like a toothpick?
Rise: Iâm glad you asked; unlike SOME turtles, my weapon is actually a multipurpose tool made for the benefit of the entire family in mind~
03: *genuinely interested* Go on,
Rise: Observe! While the top half of the titanium staff contains inner mechanisms to rotate between flame thrower, power saw, and tranquilizer dart functions, the lower half has been equivalently balanced to offset the weight differential AND contains not one but 2 storage chambers; the first is for Raphaelâs epipen and the second contains glucose tablets for Michelangelos hypoglycemia.
Rise: Oh, and this is for Leo *pushes button to activate stun gun function*
03: đ§ Does he have a heart condition??
Rise: � No, he just annoys me.
12: *whispers* I think he may actually be a psychopath.
*Later, after witnessing Rise Leoâs obnoxiousness in action*
12:⊠Remember what I said about the whole psychopath thing?
âââ- Later, after all turtles have gone to their own universes
D: I just want you to know how much I appreciate you, bro
L:đ¶? Oh, um, thanks. *not sure what is going on, but the hug is nice.*
M: Hey, doesnât anyone want to appreciate ME??
R: Iâd appreciate you shutting yer yap.
D: Um, Leo? đ„șđđ»đ I- I just want to say⊠*hugs*
L: ?!?! đ„Donnie? Am I⊠Am I dying??
M: Aw, YEAH! Group hug! *joins in because yay hugs!* đ„°
L: Sooo, that was something, huh?
D: *scrolling on his phone* uh huh.
L: Multiverse, sure is wild, right?
L: All those different versions of usâŠ
L: Each team following their magnificent leader to victory⊠inspiring stuff
L: kinda makes you wonder how much more efficient WEâd be if you listened to me better, am I right?
L:⊠Good talk, good talk.
M: Doniiiiiie! Iâm hungee! đ« My blood sugies is low!
M: Raph took the last one! đ
R: *gasping for air and failing* đ”
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