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brandi panromantic asexual fandom trash they/them

[teathattast]

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[the-rivulet]

*touches the ground*

this…. a relic…

….a relic of a more hopeful time

[dzamie]

Date of Origin: circa May 9, 2015

[unclefather]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

[powerfulwizard]

When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no

[turtle-noise]

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get, I had to go to Twitter before it clicked and

[kaijuno]

[talkmagically]

This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

[apollosflamingchariot]

also this:

[sauntering-down]

facts.

[p1013]

I’m like this with my original fiction, too.

[tzikeh]

You guys forgot this one:

[ladyataralasse]

Accurate AF

Also this entire thought process:

[image credit  Emily Chapman ]

[unclefather]

[stunningpicture]

[realizes]

[get-dressed-get-blessed-deactiv]

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

[simonemalec]

explain this to someone before november 5

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Honey I Shrunk La France

[angelbabyspice]

I’m like actually losing my fucking shit at this holy fucking

[twink-pegger-deactivated2025102]

If anyone's wondering the context, the guy is a professional lock picker and was trying to get his wife interested in lock picking too LMAO

[sophism]

do you hate kendall jenner or is it your internalised misogyny making you hate a thin, beautiful model for no reason other than the fact she's a model?

i hate kendall jenner

[sylhea-raemi]

"Fuck you, my child is The child:

Completely fine."

[teathattast]

[aethenia]

[aethenia]

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

This is the funniest fucking post on this website

[heyitsmeshaunna]

this was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my LIFE