Kawaii Turtle

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[hotdiggitydogblog]

[radstudies]

Devin Leonardi (American, 1981-2014) - Two Friends on the Shore of Long Island, 2009

[745-deactivated20200621]

if u and I were little frogs. we could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.

[valtsv]

gay, straight, whatever. we all want someone to take us to the aquarium.

[justreadertings]

Officer: we have a noise complaint. It says here that u were *checks clipboard* screaming at the top of your lungs for hours on end

Me: no worries, officer. I have a perfectly good reason *hands them my copy of Empire of Storms*

[greelin]

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

[labella-instagram]

[kristina100000]

anyways i will be okay and so will the girl reading this

[prasejeebus]

Me after I’ve realized things in the year of realizing stuff

[okay]

good night human beings may we fall in love with someone deserving

[faretheewellgreybeardhalt]

Horace: Hey guys there’s a message in my cereal it says “oooooooooo-

Will: Erm, those are cheerios...

[loveletter2you]

oh my god

[cemeteryasmr-deactivated2018053]

the club penguin staff would never treat their users like this is all im saying

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

idont have any talent. i like to look at grass and i dont have other hobbies. when people ask me how im doing i ignore the question 

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

[pr1nceshawn]

Living Alone by Yaoyao Ma Van As.

[cosmictuesdays]

Alone is not the same as lonely.

[lubricates]

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

[swansongofuyulala]

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

[cyanicas]