nope

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oldblogarchived]

doorbell: *rings*

me:

[memescomedy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dojacat]

[synx]

[kaijuno]

[plounce]

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[jeaniefranklins]

I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me, lightly nudging Mochi out of the way so I don’t drop a hot pan or something similarly dangerous on both of us: Kitty, Please.

Mochi: I   A M   S O C K   N O W.

[ballsballsbowls]

I HAD to know what Miette looked like and I was NOT disappointed

[x]

[dojacat]

[girldebord-deactivated20190410]

rom-coms (romantic communists)

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

[dredsina]

Me when a customer asks me to help them find something that’s literally right next to them:

[dredsina]

[thecoldestwynterever]

The last one took me out 😂

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[adhdmoi]

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ugly-ravioli]

is this a panic album