Official Empress of Trash

trash person

[the-lethargic-werewolf]

[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

[kurhanchyk]

[kurhanchyk]

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[strangehorse]

My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to check for the frog to make sure it's safe.

Anon. Please listen to me. I would not tell you this if it was not very important to me. PLEASE get me a picture of this frog. 

[strangehorse]

anon. where is the frog, anon. we need the frog anon.

[strangehorse]

THE FROG!!!!!!!

[slumberingslothfully]

@elizabethrobertajones

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[fullcirclecrazy]

Me, a Jew: I understand that you don't personally believe in a higher power, and that you celebrate Christmas in ways that feel secular to you, but Christmas is an inherently Christian holiday. Even if your particular traditions aren't rooted in explicit religious practice, the holiday can't be divorced from its Christian roots. I'm happy for my friends to invite me to join them in celebration (just as I, a Jew am happy to invite my gentile friends to join me in my Sukkah, or in celebrating Purim), and I'm happy to engage in these rituals as a guest. But I will never see them as secular traditions, and I would like for people to stop acting like I should see them as such, or trying to pretend like it's a mystery why I don't want to put up "Hanukkah lights" on my house.

Atheist gentiles, for some fucking reason: Did you know that Christmas trees are actually Pagan?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

[marlynnofmany]

Yeah, isn’t that a cool picture? It’s the one someone showed me to point out what color the moon really is compared to the Earth! They both have the same amount of sunlight on them here.

The moon’s not white! It’s concrete-gray! It only looks so shiny when compared to the void of space!

I love learning things I didn’t expect to learn. Like when I learned that it’s called the “dark side” of the moon because it’s the side we don’t see, not because sunlight never hits it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

she's mooning us

[self-proclaimed-mad-scientist]

When I was younger I thought the black market was a physical place in the middle of a desert canyon somewhere, and the reason it was called that was because all the stalls used black fabric. I thought that human bones and brains in jars were sold there. I thought you could buy smuggled artifacts and stolen artwork from painters long dead. I thought that you could buy elephant ivory and endangered bird eggs. I thought that you could buy rhinoceros meat and wild chinchilla coats. I thought you could buy pirated copies of movies and hard drives full of government secrets. I kind of wanted to go, but I knew it was a terrible thing to ask. I wouldn’t have bought anything, I would have just liked to look.

[hotvampireadjacent]

When I was 10 I really wanted a baby tiger bc I was a stupid kid and I straight up typed blackmaket.com into Internet explorer.

[homunculus-argument]

We need to figure out how to communicate "thank you, that was very cool" to whales. And also "please do not do that, that was scary", but that's secondary. Imagine what kind of shit humans would get up to if any time you're out and doing things, there's an above zero chance that you hear a handful of beetles making a tiny sound of waow. nice. and a round of teeny tiny applause.

[shutinthenutouse]

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[gorps]

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[orteil42]

game design accelerationism. cramming as many dark patterns as you can into one game. gacha game where you have to pay weekly fees to keep the characters you've unlocked. they guilt you more and more the closer you get to the payment deadline. "did I mean nothing to you? after all the gems you spent to find me. I'll return to the nothingness if you don't pay the $24.99 you know. it's so dark and cold there. you really are a bad person…" the other characters start judging you too. you open the game and interrupt a cutscene between 2 characters talking behind your back. "I can't believe he's doing that to Princess Tits"

[catcrumb]

[chessmove]

“Lol i dont get bit as often by mosquitoes. Havent seen that many wasps this year thank god. I dont have to vacuum for spiders as much haha-“

[jupiterswasphouse]

Your regular reminder that the "inconvenience" of an animal's presence being lessened in particular year over the last is, in fact, 99.999% of the time, a bad thing

(* barring times where those animals are naturally and typically in a lull period, periodical cicadas being a notable albeit extreme example)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jam-etc]

Wholesome

[shithowdy]

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

[fnaframen]

yearn to one day have the power of the pigeon man