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Jinhwan: Hanbin, we need to talk about your maturity

Hanbin, standing on the table: brave words coming from someone standing in the lava!

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Yunyheong: I like my women how I like my coffee

Jinhwan: but you don’t like coffee???

Yunyheong: *winks at Donghyuk*

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Bobby: hey, if you put “violently” in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier

Jinhwan: violently studies

Yunhyeong: violently bakes

Junhoe: violently farts

Chanwoo: violently murders children

Hanbin: violently worries about the previous said thing

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Chanwoo: can we go to a haunted house this year?

Jinhwan: what’s wrong with the one we live in?

Chanwoo: WHAT

Jinhwan: goodnight, son

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unpopular opinion 2.0

Changbin has an uneven jaw and it's the cutest thing ever. whoever says he's the visual hole of Stray Kids can choke.

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Jinhwan: there’s always that one weak bitch in a group who isn’t down with murder

Jinhwan: *side eyes Yunhyeong*

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Donghyuk: on a scale from one to nap, how tired are you?

Hanbin: coma

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Jinhwan: I’m small but knowing

Chanwoo: you don’t even know what the top shelf looks like

Jinhwan:

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Donghyuk: Bobby would throw himself in front of a moving car for you

Hanbin: Bobby would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun

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Junhoe: what’s a metaphor?

Hanbin: ‘my life’s a train wreck’

Junhoe: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

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Bobby: you know, the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body

Hanbin: and?

Bobby: wanna fight?

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Jinhwan: alright everyone, pay attention now. I have an announcement to make and I only have one minute!

Hanbin: why, are you in a hurry?

Jinhwan: no, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans

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Hanbin: swear words are illegal now, if you say one bad word you’ll be fined

Chanwoo: heck.

Hanbin: you’re on thin fucking ice

Hanbin: oh no-

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Bobby: what are you looking for, Yunhyeong?

Yunhyeong: my will to live

Bobby: what-

Donghyuk: *walks in*

Yunhyeong: nevermind, found it

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Hanbin: *walking around still disappointed 4 hours after visiting the aquarium*

Yunhyeong: what did you think a tiger shark was, Hanbin?

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Yunhyeong: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. it’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in

Hanbin: ridiculous. give me one example of this

Donghyuk: spiders

Bobby: wasps

Junhoe: terriers

Chanwoo: Kim Jinhwan