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Of course I’m hot, all I do is listen to My Chemical Romance, Megan Thee Stallion and yearn.

#megan thee stallion #mcr

memeuplift

mossspores

life if comes fucks me

swordbymyside

daughterofchaos

Snuff bottle in the shape of a butterfly, ca. 19th century, China

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

ceruleanheaven

"when you say Religion That Oppresses Women you better not mean My Religion That Oppresses Women"

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

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Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

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Sugar in there.

what-even-is-thiss

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

vamptits

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.