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dont follow me if you disrespect rice. if you put ketchup or goddamn MAYO on rice then unfollow me block me report yourself and also die and

veeshnyah

I EAT RICE WITH MUSTARD AND MARSHMALLOWS WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW??!!

foulserpent

i suppose thats fair like if you arent just making that up and actually do eat something that outrageously abhorrent, then yea i guess your existence actually does kind of challenge the concept of a benevolent god

#text #p: mythos #oc: hana #oc: nev #brotp: salt mates

tailsandco

rb w/ a controversial food opinion

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@praystations youd obliterate this entire post

larrytrainor

-ketchup with absolutely everything you can ever think of that is edible? delicious.

-ranch is not for salads, its for warmed up cereal + milk (it gives it that nice creamy flavor)

-you should eat your oatmeal raw in a cup with water and some paprika sauce for a nice kick

-pineapple mint broccoli pizza is good, but god tier with ketchup

-if you aren’t slathering your chocolate in tahini, who are you?

-skittles ketchup tacos are yummy….

-raisins are for crumbled up fried turkey patties

larrytrainor

I have to add the ones from that ask I answered so here:

1. mini banana moonpie ketchup and hard boiled eggs are my go to sandwich ingredients

2. sardines and ketchup and rice make a really nice snack

3. If you don’t have peanut butter or jelly for a pb&j, just use tahini and ketchup

4. Warm oatmeal and ranch is even better than cinnamon apple oatmeal

5. Mint choco chip ice cream + orange juice in a blender is a really tasty smoothie

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hotvampireadjacent

#text #long post /#p: mythos #oc: nev #bc they ghostwrote this

develop-your-oc

Which OC started as a self-insert, but has, over time, turned into their own character?

#text #p: mythos #oc: liora #which is wild bc she is now very different from me lmao #i mean she's got my anxiety but that's mostly it lmao

The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me.

Nev

#quote #incorrect quotes #p: mythos #oc: nev #source: texts from last night #i'm probably crying so this is a q

Never underestimate the power of titties.

Aphrodite

#quote #incorrect quotes #p: mythos #oc: aphrodite #source: texts from last night #i'm probably crying so this is a q

Athena: All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...

Liora: Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his entire family if he didn't drive to McDonald's and get you some.

#chat #incorrect quotes #p: mythos #oc: athena #OC: Liora #brotp: are you sure we're not related?#source: texts from last night #i'm probably crying so this is a q

terpsikeraunos

latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree

mothmanliveshere

im gonna eat an unholy amount of dirt fuck off to the forest and aborescere

terpsikeraunos

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#text #p: mythos #oc: hana

lostcap

You carry the heavens in you eyes like one of those old Greek tragedies. And I’d call you Atlas, but he wasn’t given a choice to hold the stars. You were.

yet still you break your back by holding the sky in your palms (via p.d) (via lostcap)

#quote #p: mythos #oc: art

There are times I regret things. Like waking up.

Hana

#quote #incorrect quotes #p: mythos #oc: hana #source: tumblr #i'm probably crying so this is a q

There are tears in my eyes but don’t think for a second that i have emotions.

Athena

#quote #incorrect quotes #p: mythos #oc: athena #source: tumblr #i'm probably crying so this is a q

I have anxiety and depression but no one fucking cares about that, they just want to talk about how fucking smart I am.

Liora

#quote #incorrect quotes #p: mythos #oc: liora #source: tumblr #i'm probably crying so this is a q

I go for a look which I call dead but delicious.