I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie

40, m. Sideblog for more adult stuff.

[ilikebigbooksandicannotlie40]

Intro Post

40, m, American living in Germany. This is my sideblog for adult stuff and other things of that nature.

Married, poly, open relationship/ethical non-monogamy (my wife teases me for my crushes). 6'/1.83 m, built like the proverbial brick.

Soft Dom--I'm a caretaker and enjoy pampering my partners and friends.

Kinks: Pampering my partner, overstimulation, toys, mild bondage, age difference, height difference, ddlg (trying), fauxcest, roleplay

Limits: Bathroom stuff, extreme pain, blood, etc.

[ruinedchildhood]

Oh to be a cat sleeping on a giant Snorlax plushie

[softerharder448]

hey so just so everyone’s aware if i engage with you in ANY manner and then scroll your account to learn you are a pedophile and will only disclose your minimum age “in DMs” you will get so fucking blocked and reported with a quickness. i’m willing to engage with a lot of things in the name of kink, but exploiting REAL vulnerable underage girls knowingly as a grown man without explicitly telling them NO is disgusting to me and i will absolutely drop you to the curb like the trash you are

[softerharder448]

go to some m@p tags and u can see all the whores. There. they just want to be used. even raped lmao

literally the whole point of my post was that if underage girls approach YOU as a grown man you are supposed to be the ADULT (not using the power dynamic against them and thus exploiting them) and tell them NO BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ADULT

[rabbitdyke]

kink ask game

1. tell the story of the most public sex you've ever had

2. what do you usually get off to?

3. what's your #1 kink right now?

4. describe your "kink awakening"

5. what's a kink you've tried that you've found is just not for you?

6. do you do anything to flag what you're into to others in public?

7. think about your deepest darkest fantasies. would you ever act them out in real life?

8. what's the hottest sex you've had in recent memory?

9. is there a kink or sex act you're really wanting to try out?

10. describe your type

11. describe your sexuality

12. what's the weirdest thing you've ever put inside someone/yourself?

13. what's something that always reminds you of a sexy memory?

14. are you lusting after anyone right now?

15. if you used hanky code what would your color be?

16. how many times can you cum before you need to stop?

17. what's your most "taboo" kink?

18. do you like praise or degradation more?

19. tell a funny sex story

20. have you ever successfully used a pickup line? what was it? did you fuck?

21. what's the most creative improvising you've done during a scene?

22. what's the weirdest thing you've ever been hit with/hit someone else with?

23. are you a dom or sub? top or bottom? switch? verse?

24. how do you feel about filming your sex acts?

25. describe a time you've been unsure going into a scene but turned out to be really into it?

26. what's a kink you've changed your opinion on?

27. have you ever been to a bath house?

28. have you ever been to a porn theater?

29. how many sex toys do you own? what's your favorite?

30. do you have any fetishes?

31. have you ever been to a nude beach?

32. give me your top 5 favorite kinks of all time

33. do you have a go-to safe word?

34. do you use dating/hookup apps?

35. name every body fluid you've ever tasted

36. is anonymous sex more fun or is knowing someone sex more fun?

37. what do you like most about your current sexual partners?

38. do you go to any sex/kink events irl?

39. what's something that never fails to turn you on?

40. is there things you like to watch in porn that you wouldn't want to do in real life?

41. name your favorite porn star(s)

42. what kink/acts do you wish there was more porn of?

[macleod]

nosy anons let's go

[yrr977-deactivated20180708]

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[maniacallydeppressedpsychopath]

PLEASE SEND ASKS

[oldschoolmfers5-deactivated2024]

[doyouwannawatch8]

So close I can almost taste it.

[fvckbunnyy]

Craving a little tenderness!

[henezmoj]

[hotwifedream-deactivated2015010]

[goofybunnysblog]

[fvck-around-find-out-with-me2]

Always

[thegirlnamedlou]

Just a reminder.

- No means no.

- Consent can be taken away no matter how heated the situation already is.

- A drunk or high person can’t freely consent to sexual activity with a sober person.

- Silence is not consent.

- “Maybe” is not “yes.”

- Being in a relationship doesn’t mean automatic consent.

- Consent to one thing is not consent to everything.

- Past consent doesn’t mean future consent.

- You don’t owe anyone sex because they paid for dinner, gave you gifts, or are your partner.

- Pressuring, guilt-tripping, or repeatedly asking until someone gives in is not consent.

- Fear is not consent.

- Freezing is not consent.

- Someone who is asleep or unconscious cannot consent.

- Changing your mind is always okay.

- Respecting boundaries is the bare minimum.

- Love and respect never require coercion.

- Blackmailing someone into sending explicit content is a form of abuse.

- Threatening to share someone’s intimate images is abuse.

- “If you loved me, you would…” is manipulation, not consent.

- Flirting is not consent.

- What someone wears is never consent.

- Consent should be enthusiastic, informed, and freely given.

- You are never entitled to someone else’s body.

- Real intimacy is built on mutual respect, not pressure.

- The absence of “no” does not equal “yes.”

- If you’re unsure whether someone wants to continue, ask.

- A genuine “yes” should never have to be forced.

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[francines-bagel-bites]

[029series]

imgonna passout hngnhn

[virtualgirladvance]

DO NOT THE SPINNING LATHE

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

NOW I LATHE ME DOWN TO SLEEP

I PRAY MY FINGIES I CAN KEEP

AND IF MY FINGIES ALL SHOULD BREAK

PLEASE DONT JERK OFF TO MY MISTAKE

[catscatscatscatscatscatserybody]

[official-penis-posts]

🤐

[heatdrunk]

thinking about all the ways u can talk dirty to a pregnant partner before they start to show,,,,,,

“oh, look at you, sweetheart. if i didn’t already know you were knocked up i could figure it out just from looking at your puffy pregnant cunt.”

“soon you’ll be so big that everyone can see what i did to you, but for right now it’s just between us. so good for me, carrying our little secret.”

“you’re already glowing, look how flushed you are.”

“poor thing, are your tits already getting sensitive this early on? i can only imagine how much worse it’s going to get.”

“that’s right, baby, take the cock that knocked you up. take the cock you got yourself good and pregnant on.”

“god your pussy feels even better now that i’ve claimed your womb. it’s like your body knows it’s all mine.”

“of course i’ll finish inside you. not like you can get any more pregnant than you already are.”

“you want my cum sweetheart? go on. ask for it. tell me you wanna be filled with the cum that bred you.”

[tickle-her-senseless]

My favourite thing about this is actually the hand clasp … SO CUTE 😍 Goals right here ⬆️

[youcatchyourdeath]

not to be slutty or anything but I’d listen to your problems and run my fingers through you hair