The World Is Shit.

Do what makes you happy.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

[divinesilverdingo]

Dark Elton John

[cognitohazardous]

Austin Powers

[dankmemecentral1]

I can’t believe this is real!

[ororomunroedontpullout]

So this is what Anish is up to

[involuntarydiaphragmspasm]

petition to trap anish in his own Hole of Unnecessary Darkness until he learns to behave

[middleearthorcseeksspaceorc]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• Petition to trap Anish in his own Hole of Unnecessary Darkness until he learns to behave •°*”˜.•°*”˜

[mystic--crow]

Just by looking at the picture and title of the article, I thought “oh this looks like something Anish Kapoor would do” and then wouldn’t you know it

[1ightly]

i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left

[isa-ghost]

GKSKVKSM

[dutchster]

snakes never visit a restaurant because they don’t have any fingers to point at the words they can’t pronounce on the menu

[hobnob-69]

How is your husband?

He should be fine I left him with enough food and water for a week

[the-real-santino-rice]

That was two weeks ago

[hobnob-69]

Oh god no let me go check on him

[hobnob-69]

By Talos this can’t be happening

[thefeelofavideogame]

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

reblog if ur a striminal

[robotsandramblings]

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

[pokemonprofessor]

nice.

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

If your throat is a thrussy, what is an adam's apple?

your thresticle

[bussy-warlock]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here - William Shakespeare

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too

[oswinstark]

[tooloose-lautrec]

[catchymemes]

[krollshow]

[acoolsuggestion]

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

[mylimoji-remaking]

friendships online be like bro i would deactivate for you

[mylimoji-remaking]

[daily-capys]

[4gifs]

[ruinedchildhood]

When people don’t hold the elevator for me

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[gaylor-moon]

who is she

[acoustickub]

[memesandlaughs]