[ilikemilkbread]

love my trans sisters but why are there so many dog beds involved. my friend and her polycule came over to see their cat that im housing and they had three separate sex stories (with different people) that all involved human-sized dog beds

[ilikemilkbread]

if i have to wait any longer for veilguard im going to kill someone

[oh-totoro]

[oh-totoro]

I can’t believe that this is still going.

[pacificnorthwhore]

[jonayariley]

Yeah ten years is a long time huh

[ilikemilkbread]

i think abc news just plagiarised the japanese soft power video essay by moon channel lmao

[ilikemilkbread]

depressed mentally ill people on tumblr made me scared of adulthood but its actually fire and easy as hell

[ilikemilkbread]

i decided to replay dragon age inquisition because of the veilguard announcement and i am deadass two breaths from pirating the game because i am having so many issues with the EA launcher. i have purchased this game twice in my life and have no way to play it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[ilikemilkbread]

meow meow meow i am so tired i am so tired

[ilikemilkbread]

have to do a group project for uni, tell group project members i am incredibly unwell and may have cancer so while i will try to contribute i also may not be present (it sucks to be the person to do this but at least marks are scaled to contribution so even if im not present, im the only one who will fail)

be the only person to have worked on the group project (its due in a week)

[ilikemilkbread]

in the past month i have had my first threesome, probably developed cancer, and am now the victim of a targeted data breach

[ilikemilkbread]

i genuinely cannot believe that basically someone was so batshit about the university not caring they were called fat and annoying they decided to commit a multi million dollar crime. i also cannot believe that this is my life now

[lepidopteragirl]

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

[ilikemilkbread]

something kinda flipped in me and i think ive officially gotten to the point where instead of being thankful i have a diagnosis and stuff im just so tired of being sick. im lucky enough to have good doctors but i am continually having new issues. what is the chance that my diseased organ also ends up cancerous lmao. and then if i have an organ removed im still gonna be unwell the rest of my life just in a new way

[ilikemilkbread]

also i dont wanna be too up myself but i dont think im bad at sex, bro even was like hehe looking forward to doing this again ;) but it was just potentially the most boring sex ive ever had

[ilikemilkbread]

its actually insane how mid the threesome was not by any fault of anyone in particular but 1. im not attracted to brats 2. its not attractive to have a partner not praise anyone involved at all. or compliment anyone. it was insane. they basically just would respond to questions, say yes, or on a few occasions "keep going". i dont expect renaissance level dirty talk but bro... also they didnt even independently touch anyone. like. no groping. no sensually touching anyone. thats why i said they starfished. its so insane...

[ilikemilkbread]

yesterday: threesome (epic but they were not enthusiastic about sex and didnt do anything? like literal stereotypical starfish position im not joking. bu anyways dont want to bully)

today: i probably have cancer

[ilikemilkbread]

learning i have an irl friend who had 15k followers and a sherlock blog back in the day was actually harrowing. theyre now a well-known researcher in their field and they used to post sherlock pseudoscience for their followers to try