I'm Maya

18 (f) Hi. I'm as random as a pickle but that's okay. I want to be a baker and have my own bakery. ✌ spread the love.

[perfectionlouis]

[foureyedfreezy]

Azealia being black does not soften what she’s done.

She’s islamphobic. 

She’s homophobic

She’s Anti-Semitic

She’s colorist. 

She body shames

She has threaten people with rape. 

And more than half of her targets are black women.

Her music sucks so the only way for her to be famous is trashing other marginalized groups. She doesn’t care about black folks. She’s garbage. Don’t waste your time on her. 

[c-ybergod]

[moonemojii]

[stability]

[fijitears]

My actual goals are to be so successful & independent that I can spoil myself and my family and do what I love and go where I want whenever.

[college-out-of-context]

I am going to KICK YOUR ASS

Math teacher racing English teacher in rolly chairs (via college-out-of-context)

[willow]

je suis sick of this shit

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[maddiebiscuits]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

[no-mere-mortals]

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

[tanenwa]

Count Quackula

[freckledqt-deactivated20170715]

Stop the sugar-coating of white murderers, hate crimes, and rapists!!!

[yocalio]

“People do fall in love. People do belong to each other. Because that’s the only chance anybody’s got for real happiness.”

[tsscat]

Netflix oh MY GOD

[notananime]

Pull the trigger, Elizabeth.

[mischeviousfaeriedragon]

DO IT!

[yagrrrl]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment