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dusting off this blog

After a super long hiatus of not using this blog, it's finally time for me to dust it off. The main purpose here is to promote my fanfic but I'll just see how this blog evolves! Feel free to ask questions!

Update 10/09/2021: Also, please mind the "spicy cw" tag where I will be putting 18+ content!

If I disappear and stop posting for a while, don't panic!! I am okay!! I am just hitting grind time to retake the MCAT exam to hopefully be able to apply to med school this application cycle so that's gonna consume my life for next 1.25 months

#its an 8 hour exam so i am studying EVERYTHING #and i am shifting into full lock in mode #not tf #my ramblings

Sometimes I think my childhood hasn't affected me that much and then I have to ask someone for a favor and am instantly reminded of how desperately I tried to avoid asking my parents and grandparents for help or stuff because there was a high chance they would start screaming and berating me with seemingly no prior trigger and I cannot get it out of my head that that was not a normal reaction and that asking a friend from work to pet sit for a day for me will not resulting in them cornering me and yelling at me for 5 to 10 minutes

#is this why i am avoidant and tend to self isolate #perhaps #not tf

pankendev

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

#i mean its worth a shot #worst case scenario we're down one billionaire #which is a good thing #not tf

Sometimes when you donate blood with the Red Cross they'll tell you where they sent your blood and I was just informed my blood got sent to New York City so whoever is walking around with my blood in them, please go see the Lost Boys musical so a piece of me can experience it

#i do not have the money to go to nyc to see #so i need you to allow my cells to experience it please #not tf #my ramblings

littlefoxwithbighat

So so funny to me that ive seen a few posts going "urgh i dont like this guy... but the fandom will love him" and meanwhile EVERY single post I've seen on him is "WE NEED TO KILL THIS GUY WITH HAMMERS STAT"

#after accidentally manufacturing many tumblr sexy men #toby finally manufactured one with all the worst attributes that was instantly rejected by the tumblr ecosystem #its like he perfected it #flowery is so clearly too overprocessed to be a tumblr sexy man #and it's like everyone immediately picked up on it and got hostile instantly #deltarune chapter 5

closeted-skelet0n

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

#WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLY SHIT #deltarune chapter 5

starfalcon555

queen when the ch2 dark world is made: I just want to make noelle happy :(

tenna when the ch3 dark world is made: I just want to make kris happy :(

flowery when the ch5 dark world is made: I WANT TO FUCK THAT DIVORCED OLD MAN SO BADDDDDDDDDDDD

#YEAH #legit that screenshot from its always sunny #the one with charlie asking santa if he fucked his mom #that but kris asking flowery if he fucked asgore #deltatune chapter 5

so guess who just finished deltarune chapter 5

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 5 #one thing about toby fox he will be having a large helping of wlw in a healthy and loving developing relationship in his games #not tf

Minor Deltarune Chapter 5 spoilers

Finally....... my collection is complete........

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 5 #deltarune spoilers #deltarune chapter 5 spoilers #ralsei #susie #kris #not tf

sarissire

my evil self-indulgent sequel to "mimi types"

#MY GIRLS 💜💜💜#their pajamas are perfect they match their personalities perfectly #blackstream #blackarachnia #slipstream #tfa #transformers animated

qi-mera

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

jadenebula

#these are all very very important #especially rule of funny #no one is willing to suspend their disbelief anymore and it sucks #“oh but why did they do this thing and instead of this more logical thing” BECAUSE ITS FUNNY!!!!!!#not tf

Have you heard it’s shockblurr week?

IT'S WHAT

#i have not omg?????????#oh no im gonna have so much catching up to do #but #i will also have some delicious shockblurr for me in the meantime #im so bad at keeping up with when fandom stuff is

jessaerys

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

#me when scientific terms are implemented in ways they're not supposed to #a reducing agent. noun. it reduces.#REDUCES WHAT MOTHERFUCKER ELECTRONS???? MASS????? SURFACE TENSION??????#WHAT IS THE CONTEXT #not tf

It is wrong to deadname people. It is right to deadname inaminate objects. I'm looking at you Twitter and Sears Tower.

#“oh its not twitter its x!” elon isn’t gonna fuck you buddy quit deepthroating his boots #not tf #my ramblings