I Live With Engineers

[ilivewithengineers]

C: "Amazon patents Surveillance as a Service."

L: Is this an Onion article?

C: *reads the patent, which is real, out loud*

[ilivewithengineers]

L: The only problem with MacBeth? If you just killed an annoying bitch, you should throw a party, not a guilt trip.

C: Yes. The only problem.

[ilivewithengineers]

There is a stereotypical kind of internet anime review that I would call... every anime review...

C

[ilivewithengineers]

We can all agree that trash people on the internet are, statistically speaking, trash.

C

[ilivewithengineers]

L: We can just kneecap him. Kneecapping isn't as bad as murder.

C: That's the point. That is the problem statement that kneecaping is used to solve.

[ilivewithengineers]

L: ...3 paragraphs about how Monsters Inc were cowards and a link to their fanfiction.

C:

C: Not every male coworker who get along are secretly sleeping together.

L: Have you met the internet?

[ilivewithengineers]

L: So, the othet night, on Tumblr...

C: How so many terrible stories begin

[ilivewithengineers]

Anything goes to the Spiderman theme song if only you believe.

L

[ilivewithengineers]

The real problem with this game is that hands take twice as long as they need to, because of all the gloating.

R

[ilivewithengineers]

They share electrons. Metals are communist. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

C

[ilivewithengineers]

This church, it was one of those rock concert churches, they had in their FAQ, 'Why is the music so loud?' ...They defended this with the bible. I know the Bible, I dont find this argument to be biblically sound.

J's sister

[ilivewithengineers]

I know weirdly a lot about how to make vellum and linen due to... One time... I had to make a DnD character.

C

[ilivewithengineers]

So, J has been both North Korea and a feral cat in the last 5 minutes. Good talk.

L

[ilivewithengineers]

Epistemology is NOT that pretentious.

C

[ilivewithengineers]

Plot synopsis: aerial sharks. Worst part of plot summary: accuracy.

C

[ilivewithengineers]

Amorality is just evil with a better marketing department. Like doves.

C

[ilivewithengineers]

Peace through inaccurate accounting!

L