It's like he doesn't even like fries, man

Daniel Walker // 19 year old ball of butter. -- "“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.” -- Looks like you found my page. Don't just stand there, I know you have food in your pocket. Yeah, a Twix bar. That's what I thought. Anyways. I'm pretty knowledgeable if you want to know anything. Just.. don't except anything too descriptive. Too many brain cells. I'm open to making friends-- relationships are iffy. Don't take my harmless flirting as puppy love. It's just how I do. Another thing, don't take my joking nature as a default. I'm pretty much a nice guy and I say things as a joke, it's not my problem if it hurts you. If I don't like you, it's meant to hurt. Either way, don't take it too far. I can get angry. Nothing good happens when I'm upset. So.. gonna give me that Twix bar?

[anna-buckley]

I can’t stop listening to The Smiths. Someone please tell me I’m not alone in this.

[illbeyourdaniel]

The Smiths are particularly good. But you know who else is good? Me.

And Lordes. She's great.

[dancerpg]

Can you leave some for the rest of the house?

[illbeyourdaniel]

How about you actually make an effort to have some. You're not quick enough.

[dancerpg]

Who’s the person that’s constantly taking all of the candy bars?

[illbeyourdaniel]

That would be me.

[geeky-damien]

Am I supposed to stay in a house with you and go by day by day, pretending I don’t love you and that everything is okay?

I don’t want to. I’m not up for that, Daniel. I thought I could do it and shorten our Skype calls back when I was in Cali, but it’s not the same. I’m face to face with you right now and everything is coming back.

[illbeyourdaniel]

I figured that's why it'd go from a hour down to about, twenty and so forth. It's not like you're the only one with that-- or a feeling of nostalgia. I look at you, and I end up remembering everything worse than when we actually called it quits and then came Cali. And all that. I.. you don't have to pretend with anything, Damien. Because I'm not going to act like I don't still love you or feel anything, or any of that you'll hear in those Nicholas Spark movies. I don't want to just act like a friend.

[geeky-damien]

I’m actually trying to slide from having a sort of friendship with you.

[illbeyourdaniel]

And what's so bad about that? I'm not going to pretend you don't exist, or something.

[geeky-damien]

Yeah, you did.

I don’t know what to say.

[illbeyourdaniel]

Exactly. I wouldn't know something that was wrong.

Is that good or bad? Or are you just trying to slide yourself from saying I'd look ugly? I think you'll do fine.

[geeky-damien]

Do I now?

How would I possibly know?

[illbeyourdaniel]

I said it, didn't I?

You know you, right? I'll probably be out in the first week, honestly. Then I'll just sit on the sidelines with some pom-poms and a cheerleading outfit.

[tysxn]

I just want my bear back! i don’t care who you are, i know you have him.

[illbeyourdaniel]

Aren't you a little old for a teddy bear? I mean, do you have like.. wild pikachu chasing after you? Oh, come on. You don't know if I have it.

[geeky-damien]

No, I haven’t. Not yet, at least.

[illbeyourdaniel]

You should, honestly. You'd be good at it, since you pay attention to.. detail.

Do you think you'll last long here?

[darling-jadore]

No, that would be too nice. Besides, I think losing twenty pounds is worth the possible pocket money, don’t you?

[illbeyourdaniel]

As they say, kill them with kindness. But I'm much rather be killed with food. True, true. I do warn you, with my lack of nutrition, you better watch your back. When I get hungry, I get determined. And damn straight I'm going to try for that money and get out of here and buy me a steak house.

[tysxn]

hold on. You’re Daniel? Damien told me you have him. gimmie!

[illbeyourdaniel]

I may or may not be Daniel. What's got you so interested in me, huh-- Oh, Damien? Are you sure I'm not Walker Daniel?

[geeky-damien]

No, you didn’t. I figured.

Good. Very good. Better than what I expected.

[illbeyourdaniel]

You should've.

It was lonely without you and your bowties. It was alright back at home, I guess. I'm glad you had a good time.. Have you got into your CSI dreams, yet? Or got involved about it?

[tysxn]

WHO TOOK MY BEAR?!

this really isn’t funny. who ever took Bear give me him back. I knew this would happen. 

[illbeyourdaniel]

You have a teddy bear? I.. I don't know, man. Maybe there is some sort of.. ghost, you know? I've heard is name Teddison Steeler.

[doublrfuck-blog]

[calorineree]

Visit Original Link

Radioactive (Acoustic) - Imagine Dragons

because it’s perfect.

[itzarb-blog]

[mirandamoons]

Visit Original Link

[illbeyourdaniel]

I said that’s what you had, but you don’t have it any more, You had it coming