safe & sound

"red stains on the carpet, red stains on my knife"

[tonyffs-deactivated20131109]

It’s freezing in my room.

[darling-jadore]

Put on a jacket.

[tysxn]

why thank you, but I know. bony? shush. I could so get muscles if i wanted to..maybe.

[darling-jadore]

Someone isn't very modest. Oh, suuure you could. 

[tysxn]

i hope plenty of people will give me cuddles! im a hugger, heh. oh you’d be surprised. but they don’t, because they know they’ll probably kill me.

[darling-jadore]

You're adorable, so they probably will. [hiccups] Oh, I doubt it! With your bony ass arms and stuff you'd be able to cause legit damage. So who knows?

[brbfawzi]

Please, please, please? You’re the most beautiful house mate I’ve met so far, and if you tell me where the booze is, I’ll be eternally grateful. 

[darling-jadore]

Alright, then. The cabinet is in the back of the pantry in the kitchen. But most of the liquor is in my bag. [randomly pulls out a bottle] See?

[tysxn]

it’s more the fact I just think everyone loves me and yeah.. doesn’t go down well. and when i get tired i go find a random person and cry until they cuddle with me. why am i telling you this oh god. I know, i cant fight so i drink.

[darling-jadore]

Oh. Well, everyone loves a drunk person! Mostly, anyway. Aw, I'm sure there are plenty of guys here who would love to cuddle with you. Who would want to fight you anyway?

[powelsie-deactivated20140312]

In advance if I keep anyone awake with my singing of random songs in the middle of the night, I’m sorry.

[darling-jadore]

Oh, my gosh. Hopefully our rooms aren't close.

[tysxn]

i’m gonna be a loser and not have anymore than two.. when i’m drunk I tend to think I can do anything.. and that never ends up well. [downs half the bottle in one swig]

[darling-jadore]

Well, I'm here! I'll make sure you don't hurt yourself. Damn, boy! [hiccups] You can drink.

[brbfawzi]

Where is it? Gimme, now.

[darling-jadore]

You didn't ask nicely, mister. So, nope, sorry.

[tysxn]

i did.

[darling-jadore]

Well, in that case, here! [hands him a bottle] Don't waste it.

[missyourp]

I make pretty good pumpkin seeds, not gonna lie.

[darling-jadore]

How do you make pumpkin seeds?

[hunterdaviss-deactivated2013121]

One thing that could improve this house: a track. What am I supposed to do? Sprint around the kitchen?

[darling-jadore]

You could, but I don't think that would be very safe.

[tysxn]

COUNT ME IN!

[darling-jadore]

Now, [hiccups] who said I was sharing?

[darling-jadore]

So guess who found a liquor cabinet?

[lydiascottxoxo]

If anyone bothers me when I take my bath, so help me god! 

[darling-jadore]

I know, right? It pisses me off when people do that. Baths are for solitude.

[geeky-damien]

Same thing, same thing. Either way, you’re having fun. Um, comic books, usually. I’m all for the adventure books, the fantasy types, supernatural, yadda yadda. Do you read?

[darling-jadore]

I suppose so. Comic books? I was mostly a fan of the Batman ones, but that's about it. I mostly just read historical fiction or paranormal stuff, y'know?

[illbeyourdaniel]

As they say, kill them with kindness. But I’m much rather be killed with food. True, true. I do warn you, with my lack of nutrition, you better watch your back. When I get hungry, I get determined. And damn straight I’m going to try for that money and get out of here and buy me a steak house.

[darling-jadore]

Well, I don't eat much, anyway so it doesn't affect me too much. How can you eat that.. that meat? It's sick.

[megakaterinaposts]