This blog is as messy as my life

Yo, Alex here. 25 ♀ Welcome to my multi-fandom blog. I reblog cute anime girls and boys. | Devilman | Danganronpa | Evangelion | Boku no Hero Academia | Osomatsu-san | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure | Haikyuu!! | Fire Emblem | Pokemon | Dramatical Murder | Vocaloid | Star Trek |

[spicymochi]

little pumpkin thief

[blancciiu]

Funny what an angel you think you've been. ▽ [parody]

[ii-ebidashi-deactivated20231020]

[foxes-in-love]

[time-gear]

Sketchbook doodle I slapped some color on in ps. Alolan ninetales 💖

[smallix]

Nagito gives a hand.

(*The facts used in drawing may differ from the actual survey.)

[marrii1n]

rika

[fried-manto]

I have two sides

[criticalrolo]

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

[criticalrolo]

COME ON

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[quickweaves]

and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free

[scarlettohairdye]

If you get paid by the dick then I’d just suck like five, have five million dollars, and be set for the rest of my life. I don’t even like sucking dick that much unless it’s attached to someone I love, but that’s still gonna be the easiest money I’ve ever made and less degrading than working the discount grocery store job I had in college!

[prosekai-pride]

Bisexual flag colorpicked from Kaito!

[pdlcomics]

pretty sensitive

[nukunukusirokuma]

「君のご主人様は面白いパンツ履いてるね」/2023

[loyaldis]

They had no Silver Vine

[hellforever]

Laika's still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn's ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter's moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she's running so fast. god damn, look at her go.

[peach-pot]

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

[peach-pot]

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

[kkokeiko]