On My Way To Steal Your Gurl

On My Way To Steal Your Gurl

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touring Asia at the beginning of next year

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“When it's comes to alter-ego's, I got at least four

But they the reason why I'm always ready, listo”

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her: are you famous?

me: no

her: how did those guys know you?

me: bunch of fags

her: what are you famous for?

me: for fucking whores

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and it all works out..

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how to have sexual intercourse with lesbians if you’re a guy pro tip:

keep it low key so they don't lose their lesbian card

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"What's scary is, he's more of a asshole these days which only means: he's getting even better at this type of game."

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“tell your boyfriend im your gay friend..”

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me: if you ever want to steal a girl from her boyfriend, which i don’t recommend... this is how i would recommend on doing it-

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her: you’re my long lost lover i just feel it

me: i know

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her: are you gay?

me: -takes a step back and looks at her up and down- well i am now

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her: you smell good

me: i know i shower 10 times a day cause im insecure

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me: aye be real, be cool, be normal, none of that shit

her: what is even happening right now?

me: true love

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her: waht is your name??

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her: so what do you do here are you a actor or something

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her: give me your phone number

me: beg for it

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her: why are you too shy

me: cause i never talked to a stripper before

her: never talked to a stripper before yet you said alot of your friends are strippers

me: maybe...

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me: do you trust me?

her: fuck it lets see where this goes

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me: my basement

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-in bed with a girl after having sex-

me: you blew me off a year ago gotcha bitch

-shoots imaginary gun at the girl-

♪ mmmm whatcha say, mmmm that you only meant well 

well of course you did, mmmm whatcha say,

that its all for the best ♫

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me: you know what you look like girl

her: what??

me: love

her: you believe in that?

me: yeah girl you’re making me feel weird... in the dick..