I'll Swim Backwards

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[neilaglet]

Sorry for the repeat but the other one was acting weird.

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

[basedpotatochip]

[gobblechopstv]

[keep-t-h-e-vibe-deactivated2013]

[waningcrescentmoontemplo-deacti]

don’t worry, cassandra. we’ll find some way to pay the mortgage. i know your etsy shop idea for baby clothes made from recycled diapers wasnt that successful but we’ll find a way. maybe you could apply to ann taylor? or i’ll get a second job coaching the high school basket ball team so i can be close to our girls too.

[piyox22]

[pianowires]

and people say anime is shit.

did this motherfucker just suplex a goddamn deer?

[my-teen-quote]

[zoomerbro]

[demibloods]

why aren’t we talking about this more.

[lememepasmal-deactivated2022060]

[htesimpsons]

[sonikdeath]

[90sjamz]

This gave me high expectations on what my cardboard box house would look like inside. I guess I needed a bigger imagination then.

[user80139184]

current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

[shittymagicalters]

Shitty Fleetfeather Sandals, Theros Common

[dadbot]

[clhampir]

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME