I just started thinking about Gabriel!Sam
You know, like Gabriel wearing Sam’s vessel and I just can’t get it out of my head
Gabriel: “Blah blah I’m tall and brooding – DEAAAANN! CAAAASSSSS!”
Dean: “Gabe, I swear to god”
Gabriel: “Damn, you’ve got some long ass legs Sammy.” *inhales* “The air is MUCH cleaner up here. Sammich. Samsquatch. Samana banana–”
Sam(because you know, he’s awake in there): “Shut the hell up already!”
Gabriel: “Sam listen. Your air? Cleaner.”
Gabriel: “Don’t get me wrong, my original vessel is adorable – brown eyes? That smile? I was walking sex.”
Gabriel: “But I gotta say, I get hit on much more now, sugar.” *Pokes his pec* “Toned chest. Big ass arms. His abs are ANGRY Dean! Who wouldn’t tap this?”
Dean: “Can you go somewhere else? I’m gonna puke.”
Sam: “You can come back out in a few days”
Gabriel: “I’m gonna get a tattoo on our ass”
Sam: “No you’re not Gabe.”
Gabriel: “A nice ol’ bubble butt tattoo”
Sam: “I – we – it’s not a ‘bubble butt’”
Gabriel: “I knocked a glass off the table with those buns yesterday”
Gabriel: “Dean, his dick – it’s huge!”
Dean: *gagging* “I swear to god I’m gonna shoot you”
Gabriel: “Seriously, no wonder he walks like that –”
Gabriel: “He’s trying not to trip over it! Can you even get this into people?”
Sam: “Yeah – can we not talk about this?”
Gabriel: “You must get light headed when you get hard”
Dean: *sets down his burger* “I hate you.”
Sam: “I’m trying to sleep”
Gabriel: “You know I don’t sleep”
Sam: “That’s the PROBLEM”
Gabriel: “So anyways, dad’s making earth, and somehow I get my hands on the moon. He didn’t tell me not to do it, how would I know he didn’t want dents in it? I was a kid!”
Sam: “You’re telling me the craters are your fault?”
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