so i saw this post and it honestly felt like something sans would say so here y’all go

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Mike Driver

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so i saw this post and it honestly felt like something sans would say so here y’all go
NO*Loza’s Lovely Sorpresa [Pedigree]
🐱 Norwegian Forest Cat
📸 Sofia Leonsen [NO*Loza’s]
🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell with White
little beepo…
does anyone have the “claims to be pro life dies anyway” but for donald trump. no reason
i’ve got finals this week, so if i’m not posting very much, that is why. here’s an accumulation of doodles and unfinished drawings of equius and ezequiel (special guest appearance by nepeta)
he looks a bit strange in some of these, but to be frank i don’t really care. it’s okay to look a bit strange.
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Fantroll-Purgatory’s Revamped Guide to Alternian Trolls
“So since the Troll Call has released a veritable buffet of new trolls to observe, I, TR from fantroll-purgatory, have decided to revamp our old guide to Alternian troll fashion. I’ll also be taking into account new information presented in the Extended Zodiac and will be treating those 288 signs as the known canon ones from here on out.
Up top, if you read through this guide and feel I’ve missed something critical, please don’t hesitate to reach out!
We will start with general conclusions about Alternian fashion (bearing in mind, of course, that we still have a relatively small sample size from which to draw conclusions) and then do a quick breakdown by caste. Let’s go!
General conclusions
It looks like all trolls of the same caste have the same blood color, so you would use our alpha trolls as a color guide precisely. This means that your cuspblood fantrolls would be classed as mutants and would be treated as such.
Contrary to our prior assumptions, it seems that it is not mandatory for trolls to display their symbol in the center of a black shirt. Given that over half of the existing trolls do so, we can conclude that this is common. Furthermore, we only see two characters who display their symbol on their leg rather than their shirt or jacket, so such a thing is uncommon. There is only one troll who displays their sign on a pin that they have attached to their jacket, so that is creative but allowed.
Shirts may deviate from black, but if they do then they are typically white, grey, or blood-colored.
You don’t see trolls using a lot of color outside of their blood caste until you hit jadeblood or higher (and even then it starts with subtle accents). A notable exception is goldbloods, who use the colors of their vision two-fold as liberally as they would their blood color.
If trolls are using an accent that is neither their blood color nor the blood color of another troll, it is mostly in shades of red or pink that are different from rust and fuchsia.
Some trolls wear skirts, and some wear long shirts, but few trolls wear dresses.
Female trolls whose eyes we can see mostly have eyelash definition while male trolls largely do not.
Some of female trolls wear makeup in black or their blood color (and one of them wears undereye makeup in their blood color). Only one male troll wears makeup, so we can ascertain that Alternian gender norms fall roughly in line with Earth ones.
All trolls who have visible eyes have bags under them.
We see a few trolls with their hair in ponytails and buns! It is uncommon, but possible. Female trolls are also just as likely to have short hair instead of long hair, and male trolls seem to largely stick to short hair with just a few exceptions.
Only 3 trolls have color in their hair, and no trolls below jadeblood color their hair. Hair color is very uncommon.
Horns tend to be the same length unless broken (though goldbloods’ second set can be shorter than the first).
Horn decorations are not common, with only two characters who have respectively pierced and painted theirs.
We’ll move on to the specifics below the cut so as not to clog up your dashboard!
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This idea came to my mind almost immediately after seeing both Safer Sephiroth’s (Final Fantasy VII) and Galeem’s (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate) designs. After doing some thorough internet searching, I was surprised to discover that (to my best knowledge) no one had ever thought to draw this mash-up of characters before.
I hope I captured Seph’s angelic glory well enough 😅
so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw
About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.
joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
god please let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
joe Biden has the potential to do the funniest thing ever PLEASEE
can the people who pirate photoshop help me pirate autodesk sketchbook premium please?
am i shadowbanned 🥺
this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12
reblog to give that trans girl that works at Whole Foods the day off
This was better than I imagined
Is a box of granola more or less costly than 25 Amazon boxes because I see potential for a grift here
that specific granola? you’re better off just selling the boxes
Just so y’all know that ableism against people w/ seizures is real and gross, I was close friend w/ this guy last year in school. He knew I had epilepsy. He never once made a gross comment to me.
But then I had a convo abt epilepsy w/ another epileptic in front of him. He didn’t like this other person for some reason. When the other epileptic walked away my “friend” looked at me and said “what if I brought a strobe to school and shined it at him.”
Someone I trusted, who’d always been good to me, joked about putting someone’s life at risk by using their disorder as the cause of danger just because he didn’t like the guy.
Epileptics joke about seizures because it helps us cope with the fear. Other people joking make it seem like it’s okay to act as if we aren’t in constant danger and it puts us even more at risk.
Stop. Making. Seizure. Jokes.
someone’s gotta almost assassinate biden now, just to make the playing field even. can’t almost martyr one guy and not another because that’s how fuckface mcmartyr wins