it really scares me when girls on here are married. they’ll be like my husband and i’m like ? that’s not funny... stop it...
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we're not kids anymore.
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@illwatchoveryou
it really scares me when girls on here are married. they’ll be like my husband and i’m like ? that’s not funny... stop it...
Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
dean and cas are literally the married couple that gossips about all the other couples at their neighborhood get-togethers. at any given moment you can look around and see them look like this and they ARE talking shit.
Checks out.
checks out part 2
fuck dating apps. pull the love of your life out of hell. flash some sparks at him while you tilt your head and squint at him and then save each others lives while you dodge 68% of his calls for 12 years across multiple dimensions and universes and raise a child together. unbeatable success rate.
DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth
TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss
@sand-worms
self isolating to cope is great until you look up one day and years have passed and you realise no one knew you when you were 18 or 19 or 20 or 21 and now they never will
the great thing about un-isolating yourself is that you can literally start making friends whenever you want, and most people will continue to do so through the rest of their lives. you will meet new people at 28 and 37 and 43 and 56 and 61 and 72 and 85 and 94 who will love you.
you will spend the rest of your life meeting people who will love you.
This post just kicked me in my teeth
What it’s like when you were raised as a sexless being who is so so good at following the rules and being a part of the hive mind and conforming and everybody loves you but then you go to earth for the very first time for 48 hours and discover you’re gay and are also so fucking bad at doing what society wants you to do but you’re going to abandon everything you’ve ever known for earth anyway
"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah
if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.
I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme
i do not know the origin of this image but i am fucking obsessed with it
deleted all my social media apps so now sometimes i just open my phone and scroll thru google drive for a bit and then put it back in my bag
“but ur on tumblr” this app is not social because i refuse to talk to y’all
so real
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?