[incorrectliteraryquotes]

The music was too loud, the food was cold, the drinks were few, and the people were many. It was everything I expected, and less. I’m never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up.

Mr. Darcy (via incorrectliteraryquotes)

[isfjmel-phleg]

Petition to produce The Mysterious Benedict Society as an animated film, since that would probably be the most practical way to do it.

[bonitavista-deactivated20190411]

[byrgenwerth-dropout]

bonitavista:

Watkins Glen, New York

photo via devon

[swinginforbreakfast]

Visit Original Link

“The Glow Worm” by The Mills Brothers.

[byrgenwerth-dropout]

@illya-einzbern

[warriorsatthedisco]

I’m cryign

[weloveshortvideos]

[beveragelover]

he descends

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[queer-clique]

Slinky Cat

[byrgenwerth-dropout]

Just if anyone wanted to try it out, blasting Never Gonna Give You Up out your car window as you drive along is well worth it by the looks you get as you pass people.

[bektothefuture]

if you see him in the street walking by himself, talking to himself have pity he is playing pokemon go and has spent three hours trying to catch something other than a fucking ratata

[classyeren]

This little bitch blockin the path

[penicillium-pusher]

when you’re out in public and you see other people playing pokemon go

[byrgenwerth-dropout]

@illya-einzbern

[illya-einzbern]

Friend who lives in the city: Yeah I caught a jynx and a rapidash and and arcanine

Me who lives in a neighborhood in the woods: well I have 43 rattatatas and 80 pidgeys

[retrogamingblog]

When your boss is more of a Digimon guy

[byrgenwerth-dropout]

It came during my brothers grad party @illya-einzbern I’m totally not trash for doing this

[bingobangopoop]

Friends: I got so many rare pokemons, what about you?

Me:

[byrgenwerth-dropout]

@illya-einzbern

[buzzebee]

do you ever KNOW a rick roll is coming but u click on the link anyways bc ur dead inside and nothing matters go ahead sing it rick, tell me we’re no strangers to love

[byrgenwerth-dropout]

@illya-einzbern

[maxevvans]

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) | X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

[canadianslut]

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

[lymestone]

@illya-einzbern