i lost all the money.

...what a total bummer. we are madfi + we also do these: the best of b-horror suggestions?

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big girls don't cry...unless they're repeatedly struck in the shins. thanks again total blackout.

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it was only a matter of time before the howard stern fans showed up on america's got talent.

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oh, kareem, kareem, kareem...(shrug)

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more from urkel and total blackout. don't get sylvia started about worms.

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chris matthews is a stubborn, old coot.

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total blackout, hosted by urkel, is a show that makes people do things in a pitch black room. many of the activities include identifying items using only one sense. this is my new favorite show. expect many clips to come.

up first is michael, a "circus artist" who quite simply is a gigantic wuss.

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yet another embarrassing teen moment brought to you by alex trebek and the jeopardy pre-interview team.

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BREAKING STORY

sad news in the game show universe. cash cab has been cancelled. what the hell will i watch on daytime tv from noon to 4 pm?

The ride's over for Discovery Network's Cash Cab. Vulture has learned exclusively that, after nearly seven years and more than 200 episodes, the cable network has decided to halt production on the Emmy–winning game show. A Discovery PR rep confirmed the demise. Hosted by Ben Bailey, Cab tweaked the conventional quizzer format by recruiting its contestants from the ranks of unsuspecting taxi passengers. Folks hopped in expecting a cab ride but were then told they were on a TV game show and had a chance to win money by answering questions as they drove toward their destination.

Because it usually aired outside of prime time, Discovery never made a big deal out of the show's Nielsen ratings, but TV insiders clearly loved it. Cash Cab beat out veterans such as Jeopardy! and The Price is Right to win the Daytime Emmy for Best Game Show in 2008, 2009, and 2010; Bailey won for Best Host in 2010. Repeats of the show will continue to air in syndication, and it's possible producer Lion Television could shop the show, which was basked on a European format, to other cable networks. Meanwhile, city commuters looking to get rich can only hope that somewhere, someone is working on Bus Billionaire.

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it's true, the audience is correct on this one, but i would not be surprised if one day somebody wrote a book called "between the pipes" about doc gooden and darryl strawberry. go mets.

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can i have an M for Moron please?

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can't decide which is funnier. the fact that this lady thinks bob seger sang american girl or that michelle bachmann kicked off her campaign with a song about a girl who committed suicide.

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state of being verbs is for suckas.

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he may not be a human competitor, but his owner definitely "lost."

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“I see womens clothes but I’m not recognizing that as a woman.”

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dr. funke's 100% natural good-time family band solution for the win.

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the husband's face says it all.

mayor goldie wilson, i like the sound of that.

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FUCK.

I could not believe this was happening as I watched (my visceral reaction to this triumvirate of shit is archived here, for those inclined). You guys, you’re supposed to be teachers.

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this is rather upsetting. who teaches our teachers?

wikipedia can explain their ignorance better than i.

In the USA [Slaughterhouse-Five] has at times been banned from literature classes, removed from school libraries, and struck from literary curricula;[8] however, it is still taught in some schools. The U.S. Supreme Court considered the First Amendment implications of the removal of the book, among others, from public school libraries in the case of Island Trees School District v. Pico, [457 U.S. 853 (1982)], and concluded that "local school boards may not remove books from school library shelves simply because they dislike the ideas contained in those books and seek by their removal to 'prescribe what shall be orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion.'"