For those who don't contain a vast knowledge of Green Day lore like myself, I don't think it is hitting just how much of a "fuck you" the NFL is giving djt/the white house.
This is a band that is:
Made entirely of openly bisexual/queer men
Made entirely of men who are vocal about being raised by single mothers on welfare
One of their members was adopted and raised by a Black Native American woman and has said he "understands how his mother could hate 'the white man' and love him with her whole soul."
Were the first band to say, "No Trump, No KKK, No Fascist/MAGA U.S.A." on live television without ANY warning.
Literally released a song last year called, "The American Dream Is Killing Me"
Prioritizes all female/female fronted bands to open for them to address inequality in the music industry. (edited for clarity since yall blew this post up. Lol)
OPENLY tells trump supporters they are not welcome at their concerts.
Anyway, Enjoy Feb. 8th Magats! You're gonna hate it. :)
Characters: party poison, fun ghoul, jet star, kobra kid, the girl
Desc: Hey! Its time to get to know our favorite vigilantes! This is just my basic hcs, things that may or may not be possible in canon are included bc its my post fuck you. Sorry that was mean. Just wanted to let u know.
Enjoy!
PARTY POISON
has received top surgery (afab but identifies as genderqueer)
has a higher pitched voice but intentionally makes it deeper around people he doesnt know/trust
has experimented with other hair colors, but red was always his favorite because it fades into a good color
jet star helps him bleach his hair and is his best friend
he and kobra had to move to cali to escape bombings and eventually had to abandon their parents because they were drawing too much attention to them with their acts of rebelion
he has kept lizards as pets while out in the desert. no one but him enjoys this.
is dating fun ghoul and is constantly nagging him to take care of his wounds (this ends with party washing his wounds and bandaging them with a all better kiss)
he has always wanted a kid, so the girl showing up was his perfect happy ending
tried self harm once but felt so ashamed he never did it again
he lives off crackers
gets bored easy so he draws on the walls a lot
lowkey has bipolar and has long manic episodes and horrifically bad depressive episodes where he cant even force himself to eat
tried to get an eyebrow piercing but it got infected and rejected so now he has a permanent eyebrow slit
really fast runner
FUN GHOUL
constantly bleeding from somewhere
has a high pain tolorance so he doesnt really mind it
internalized homophobia is deep in his veins and he is very confused about partys gender but hed rather be confused in silence than have an argument
tends to bottle things up until he lashes out and has a breakdown and runs away for a couple nights
he is really good at starting fires
hes kind of an asshole but no one really minds because hes funny about it
constantly clinging to somebody, doesnt matter who. he hates being alone
really likes the hot air, says its good for his joints
he needs a million blankets to sleep
misses having animals around, he just wants a dog
has partial hearing loss from playing music so loud
he picks at his skin obsessively
uses sharpie to paint his nails black
had a lip piercing but it fucked up his teeth so bad he took it out
he gets overwhelmed easy and gets snippy, especially with the girl
he met kobra and party at a scrap yard they were sheltering in
double jointed and bends weird to freak people out
stoner. if (and thats a big if) theres weed he is smoking that shit
hes sweet if he likes you but he likes very few people
JET STAR
the mom friend
always has salt packets on him in case someone gets low blood pressure
hes very good at crafting things and sewing, he takes thread he ripped from old/ruined clothing and uses it as thread to repair more put together clothes
he misses having a calm life of the coast of washington where he grew up, he never liked the alternitave life until everything he loved was ripped from him
hes an anarchist because the world broke him, because he has grief beyond words
he likes to write if he has the material. he is a good poet
hates bl/ind with an anger that not even ghoul has
misses having cats but knows it would be a bad life for a cat in the desert
always celebrates birthdays in some way
loves the girl and takes care of her curly hair and most of her needs while party takes care of her wants
he hounds people to wash themselves because the place STINKS OF BO
he prays but he doesnt expect any god to listen. its more of a comfort thing
cant drive well but then again none of them really can
sleeps in boxers and an old ratty cookie monster teeshirt and also his shoes on, which everyone bullies him for
KOBRA KID
selectively mute
likes to sit on the roof and look at the clouds
he is the most protective one in the gang, he will beat the shit out of anyone who hurts his friends
he has really long boney fingers
is the main hunter of art supplies, he knows party couldnt live without them
the most jacked one, he can do 40 pull ups easy
hes really fast too, he has amazing stamina and agility
will just climb and jump off random shit
jet stars worst nightmare in terms of cleanliness
his little corner of the diner is a NIGHTMARE
his handwriting is ass
he cleans and preforms maintinence on the guns, hes really good at small detail work
cannot stand the food so he eats like once a day, so he is really lean
really shy and quiet unless he likes you a lot. he doesnt really care for meeting new people
misses real meat, not just whatevers going on with the current situation
is super close to party despite butting heads when they were kids
he loves the girl and takes her out around the desert all the time
THE GIRL
good with reading people, but her judgement leans toward the positives
has a strong kick since she doesnt like the blasters at first
sensitive and deeply emotional but she copes with her feelings by making art with party
she has a habit of sticking gum on things that it should not be placed on
she can scream REALLY loud
she hates lizards because she got bit by one once and it left a nasty scar
shes sweet, but she has a darker side that comes out when shes scared and especially when party is in a manic episode
this means she gets really hostile and stressed out to the point she has a breakdown and runs to jet star for comfort
she fears the obvious signs of mental illness in people because it feels like she doesnt actually know who they are and that theyll hurt her
she gets her hair done by jet star and enjoys having her hair washed and brushed
really likes power pup cans
she has anemia that makes her insanely dizzy all the time so shes clumsy
Okay more killjoys thoughts sińce we're entering the Danger Days reality lol
I think we should all make our killjoy-sonas with their logos and use them to like sign art or in like "i was here" sense when making graffiti or other things, like small rebellion stuff right
And also, I read in one fic about this killjoy tradition (it was a headcanon i think but it was so cool!!) where if two people are really close to each other they make bracelets with their logos and if they're on neutral backgrounds it means compassion as a crewmate, like really close friends, and if they're on opposite coloured backgrounds, like one logo is red and the other is blue then the red one is on a blue bg and vice versa, then it means romantic attraction and it means you're proposing a relationship and that you want to interwine your soul with them so the Witch knows to bring them to their loved one and akskshznsksidb i love this hc so much and if they take the bracelet it means they're open to the relationship and if they wear it it makes it sort of official and if they make one for you as well it means they feel the same about you!!
I'm not gonna gatekeep so here's the fic (idk the author's tumblr 😭):
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Anyway it's about the logos and I absolutely love that and I think we should do our killjoys and our logos and be desert anarchists and make art and fight the government and yeah :3
Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."
Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."
Not just for medical either. Ever got smacked with a huge ass fee for "damages" when you move out of an apartment that not just eats your security deposit but tries to take an arm and a leg as well.
Ask for the itemized list, you will be surprised how fast they come back with a "huh, that's weird, I can't seem to find where these damages are coming from" and let that shit go.
People WILL try to screw you on all kinds of routine and mundane shit. Don't let them.
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