[ilostmypen]

I’m making a comeback on this blog just for Eurovision, yes

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

AMIR AMIR AMIR

[jollyjoules]

Guess who’s excited for season 2 ? (Clue : me)

[ilostmypen]

Trying to convince your tablet not to die on you

[ilostmypen]

When your tablet looks like it may fall into a coma again

[sitoutside]

Windows Of The World

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

I think it’s really cruel to continue to hang around/ interact with people that have severely hurt your friends. im not talking about petty arguments but it really says something if your disregard the pain someone has caused a person close to you all for the sake of socializing and your image.

[ilostmypen]

This. Fucking this. Everytime I say this, people say I’m being naive. I mean, I’m saying this for YOU buddy : do you think you can really trust someone when you’ve seen what they’re capable of doing to someone you appreciate ? I’m just saying

[lesjeunesmariees]

10 bonnes raisons contre le Mariage Gay

L’article, en vrai, c’est par là !!

[inesm]

C'est l'heure de l'apéro

french expression for “summer is coming” (via inesm)

[kkontrol]

the best thing abt being bi/pan is u never know who ur gonna end up with like straight ppl grow up assuming that they are gonna marry someone of the opposite sex and im just like? will i get a wife? maybe! will i get a husband? just as likely! will i get a dog? yes 

[aminoasinine]

Reasons to see mad max: fury road

all the cars are real, the guitar flamethrower is real and is actually being played by a blindfolded actor in a bungee cord holy fuck

bad guys literally travel with their own live theme music

charlize theron is the main character who the fuck is mad max

actually has excellent plot and isn’t just Fast and Furious: Desert Remix as it may seem to be at first glance

that guy. bullet guy. you know the one. that motherfucker

unique and distinctive character design

somehow has vibrant and gorgeous color direction in a desert wasteland

despite being a violent action movie, it has strong morals and never violates those morals for the sake of edginess

directed by the visionary behind Happy Feet 2

Reasons not to see mad max: fury road

you may harm yourself and others trying to drive back from the theater

[ir-halak-archive]

when I was leaving the theater I turned to my brother and said “okay now we gotta drive like that on the way home”

[ilostmypen]

My dad and I shared a look while driving and we screamed in sinc “WITNESS ME“

[sois-canard-et-tais-toi]

english speakers will never experience the traumatism of being called “vous” once you look like an adult

[jeangrayss-deactivated20161104]

DC & Marvel female-led ongoing titles (as of March 2015.)

[themarysue]

Taking over.

[huffpost]

What It’s Like When Your Rapist Appears Under Facebook’s ‘People You May Know’

“When my rapist showed up under the ‘people you may know’ tab on Facebook, it felt like the closest to a crime scene I’ve ever been.“That’s how Kevin Kantor begins his powerful slam poem, “People You May Know.” In the piece, Kantor recounts his experience of coming across his rapist’s Facebook profile – learning his assailant’s middle name, seeing his baby photos, and mentally reliving the assault and its aftermath.

Watch Kevin Kantor perform the full emotional poem here

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To consider Europe a single being is the worst you could do. Everybody hates everybody. The British hate immigrants, Germans hate Italians, Italians hate the French and other Italians, the French hate everyone else 

[amarperdona-deactivated20180311]

In conclusion

[thre3f]

Baguette Bag by CYAN

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

What the actual fuck… ?

[loganlermansboyfriend]

LA BAGUETTE TU LA PORTES SANS RIEN. OU TU LA PORTES DANS UN P’TIT SAC EN PAPIER QU’ON TE DONNE A LA BOULANGERIE BITCH.

[walkyriesrising-deactivated2018]

NAN MAIS COMMENT JE SUIS SENSEE EN BOUFFER LA MOITIE EN RENTRANT CHEZ MOI SI JE LA FOUS DANS UN SAC BORDEL

[cesoirjevousfaisdespates-blog]

ce dernier commentaire parle pour tout le monde

[ragecomics4you]

By the way you don’t pronounce the “d” in “tond”, which is even funnier http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

[lilaiyuy]

Je dirai même plus:

Si ton tonton tond ton tonton, ton tonton sera tondu.

[orcinusdorka-blog]

Chez les papous, y’a les papous à poux et les papous pas à poux.

Chez les papous, y’a les papous papas et les papous pas papas.

Donc, chez les papous, y’a les papous papa à poux et les papous papa pas à poux. Et chez les papous, y’a les papous pas papas à poux et les papous pas papa pas à poux…

Chez les poux, y’a les poux papas et les poux pas papas…

[arcifinious-deactivated20151028]

Est-ce que vous voulez que je vous fasse Kiki la Cocotte, ou bien….