carrot

art blog / south park tumblr veteran

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recreation of one of my old pics

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ahh sayori!

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shes so edgy

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kenjorine!

[lozislaw]

CHAPTER 11 HERE

We're back! 15k words, new art, same ol' faces, welcome welcome!

Synopsis:

The world changes, then changes again when the four boys divorce from each other's lives. Thinking optimistically, at least Kyle no longer had to hang out with Cartman. But he would sacrifice his sanity and dive headfirst into the old days if it meant getting one more day with Stan. He would never let himself admit that in the light of day. But sometimes it seems the only way to get there is procrastinating life, getting in drunken fights, yelling at therapy trees and fisting (in a totally not gay way).

[11x13kyle]

nurse he’s out again

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i wanna make an au of them in highshcol now..

also this somg is major stan vibes

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idk whether jimmy should be announcing or cartman...

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sleepover

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i cant get enough of this amazing fic by @lozislaw

I Don't Want Antibody But You, go read it pronto.

[11x13kyle]

episode where kenny writes reaaallly bad werewolf catgirl yuri oc smut novels and cartman sees how the straight to amazon romance novel market is booming and hes like dude. we gotta publish these . and then they get their paycheck and its like 30 cents cause amazon took it all so they break into the amazon warehouse to try and find jeff bezos to beat him up and take their rightfully earned money but hes not in there and they discover just wall to wall of abadoned horrible romance novels amalgamating into a throne in the center and the throne sits a massive printer just pumping book aftee book after book and they realize its been robots making them the whole time so they burst out and theyre like oh my god dude now we HAVE to kill jeff bezos so they take the train to california and into his mansion and kill him and the b plot through the whole episode is kyles mom is getting really into romance novels so he keeps finding these disgusting love notes shes leaving for her father and he thinks theyre horrible but stan thinks theyre kinda funny so they start collecting them and making black out fart poetry out of them

okay, first of all: this is incredible. it’s like i’m there.

second: did you just have this all prepared in the event that i used the word ‘werewolf’? break glass in case of me discussing werewolves? was the word ‘werewolf’ some kind of activation code word for you in a discrete kgb mission type of way except instead of you being a kgb agent you just already had a werewolf erotica south park plotline up and ready to go?