[labcorp]

if you’re going to kill yourself you should do it at work so you can make it everyone else’s problem

[bigassbowlingballhead]

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

[ofironandivory]

[nightlight-selfships]

"I love you so much." Your f/o murmurs, placing a few tender kisses to your head, chin, and cheeks.

[pangur-and-grim]

I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia

[francisforever2014]

how i pack to go to the park to read in nice weather

[iloveminorumineta]

How is everything about you so based and amazing?? How does it feel being an awesome friend?

WEHEHE you tell me!!!! U r THE coolest friend I've ever had x)

[uss-moonveil]

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

[woundsodomy]

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[elokitties]

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

[segamascott]

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

[longseasons]

This is My Blog ..... And No One... Can Take It Away

[1nspiredlife]

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

[dogpuppy]