I Love Sky Mall

Posts of random Sky Mall items with hilarious commentary. (Well, I think it's hilarious, anyway.)

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A guest suggestion from Sean Gaffney, who understands the love of things that makes this Tumblr tick.

A  Compact Travel Didgeridoo for those days after a walkabout on the outback, when you just want to kick back, throw a shrimp on the barbie, pound down a Fosters and annoy the living hell out of your nearest neighbor 15 miles away.

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Wine Cork Candles Set of 8. Set of Chianti Bottles and Incense burners sold separately.

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On behalf of the hungry, yet  lazy, people of earth, we welcome our Grillbot overlords.

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When one needs a refreshing breeze, one naturally thinks of the Himalayas and of, course, roosters.

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"Bacon-scented” shirt "for men" - "guaranteed" to "smell" "like" "something."

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Now you can take a beautiful memory and turn it into a horrific memento.

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When the grim reality of the moment is too much, just stop and take a look at the even grimmer reality of the future.

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Smell like the wife of a Major League Baseball player.

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Nothing says “refreshment of body and soul” as thoroughly as an armadillo.

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For that fighting-off-malaria-mosquitoes fresh feeling every day.

"...this wearable net provides continuous, nontoxic, and environmentally friendly coverage without DEET or fragrances.” 

...Oh, there's gonna be a fragrance all right.

Perfect for the guy who has very few friends who want to be seen with him in public.

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For those late night wine and cheese parties during a blackout, an electronic corkscrew that doubles "as a stylish night light."

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And the winner of the year's "Bizarre Hi-Tech Gadgets for the Kitchen" category goes to....the TowlTunes Towel Holder with 4 USB Ports and 2 Bluetooth Speakers! Congrats, TowlTunes, who also won for the "Least Sincere Company Name" category. 

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For that Wal-Mart presentation feel at home, try this fine wood veneer plastic box, to display all your fine plastic watches.

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Actual copy from Sky Mall. I couldn't beat this, no matter how hard I tried.

Get pumped up on game day.  Add feminine flair to your game day decorating. A hand-painted, embossed wine bottle holder shaped like a pump and accented with rhinestones is sure to be a crowd pleaser.  Holds any bottle of wine. Licensed NFL product.  Wine not included.  Looks great with or without wine bottle! 

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Personalized items are not returnable...and SkyMall is not responsible for your pet's destruction of your sofa in retaliation for this offense to its pride.

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Sky Mall presents the "Torso Toner", Upper Body Full Compression Men's Shaper which only coincidentally looks like a girdle. 

At last! A real girdle for real men. 

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Nothing says "refreshment of body and soul" as thoroughly as an armadillo.