Chase, The Stripper.

This is my blog. My name is Chase, I'm a 23 year old hoser, and I like to drink. Mostly, my blog is for when I look at stuff I guess. Hit bongs, not women. TWITTER?! ilovethechase INSTAGRAM?! ilovethechase SNAPCHAT?! ilovethechase KIK?! whitewhales patiently waiting to die whatever floats your boat.

[i-am-the-phantom-blog]

Reblog this if you're older than Google.

[grrrbarrowman]

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

[skygenders]

[11-11-1992]

Oh shit *raises hand quickly*

[whitefeather79]

I’m older than google.

[charmanderisacutie]

Literally by 2 days

[greedyraptor]

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

[uvre-deactivated20160506]

[skimmingfourstones]

i think we all need to apologize to someone

[bombing]

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

pretending to be sober at convenience stores

[frenchypink]

[memewhore]

[imgod]

me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[antivancoffeelover]

“women who wear makeup are why i have trust issues”

bruh if you thought any woman naturally has shiny red lips and eyelashes long enough to fan queen cleopatra then that’s your own dumbass fault

[blvckluxury-deactivated20190719]

[democrips]

[the-house-of-darksong]

Oh this is so good!

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

I’m gonna reblog this a million times.

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

“Race card” makes me think of Yu Gi Oh. Is it like a trap card? Are we holding it in our deck and waiting for the perfect time to use it?

[rizyang]

YOUVE ACTIVATED MY RACE CARD

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[ilovethechase]

Qq

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

the only D youre getting is a duel

[bobbsayshi]

Yeah you cute but can I trust you with the aux cord?