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Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Sweet Seals For You, Always
DEAR READER
YOU ARE THE REASON
Mike Driver

Love Begins

Janaina Medeiros

tannertan36
Three Goblin Art
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
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Stranger Things
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Reblog this if you're older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
Oh shit *raises hand quickly*
I’m older than google.
Literally by 2 days
don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake
i think we all need to apologize to someone
doctor: the operation was a success
me: i didn’t ask
pretending to be sober at convenience stores
me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself
I need to get laid
To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend
“women who wear makeup are why i have trust issues”
bruh if you thought any woman naturally has shiny red lips and eyelashes long enough to fan queen cleopatra then that’s your own dumbass fault
Oh this is so good!
I’m gonna reblog this a million times.
“Race card” makes me think of Yu Gi Oh. Is it like a trap card? Are we holding it in our deck and waiting for the perfect time to use it?
YOUVE ACTIVATED MY RACE CARD
the only D youre getting is a duel
Yeah you cute but can I trust you with the aux cord?