Kathryn

I LOVE The Cure and Leon

[ilovethecure79]

About Me!

Kat/Kathryn

She/Her!

Right now I'm obsessed with: The Cure, Resident Evil, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, doing my hair & making lists

Link to my boyfriend(+ castleaudios) discord server!:

originally ' Redacted HQ! ' | 55 members

[solarpunk-nightbird]

Do the kids these days know that the traditional payment for "having your friends help you move" is "order everyone pizza after"?

Feed your friends. Feed your loved ones. Feed the people who help you. Feed your neighbors. Feed your community.

Seriously though, with a lot of people, especially friends, you can shamelessly and blatantly trade pizza / food for help and labor <3

[daciancatamite]

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

[mackonfire]

Hey guys! If anyone is available to spend some money, this person is currently dying of heart disease and is in need of a transplant, but can’t afford it. Their gofundme is here, please consider!

[feldfrog]

I just heard a baby straight up actually say “Goo Goo Gaga.” Wow. Their famous catchphrase. That’d be like if you heard me say “Please” or “Thank you”

[justsomeguycore]

but there actually are some social cues that can be taught. like the obvious one is when someone says “how are you” they usually mean “friendly noise” and are not actually asking how you are, although some people ARE genuinely asking how you are and it’s usually up to the context of your relationship to determine the difference

also that apparently “when you get a chance” usually means “when you take a break from the thing you’re immediately doing” and not “on a list among various other things you are doing today or tomorrow”

and when someone says “i’ll let you get going” they mean “please leave”

[marlin-finding-nemo]

Wilderness of tumblr is beautiful

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[aropride]

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

[ilovethecure79]

There's nothing more powerful than a lesbian that hates everyone

[noxpareidolia]

I am fucking seated

[redstonedust]

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

[ilovethecure79]

As a kid I thought I'd spend way more time laying on my bed on my stomach with my feet in the air

[phlebasthebroenician]

[phlebasthebroenician]