Okay

[catwitching]

[vikander]

[evilartist]

[faggottt]

people’s reaction when they find out that James Corden can actually sing is priceless

[neatpotatoes]

when you get home and you realize that mcdonald’s fucked up your order

[automatic-caution-door]

[12beaches]

[dennisbrain]

hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated username is thehorniesthornist

[salon-de-hortense]

[dennisbrain]

this is better than anything i could have hoped for

[nourrice]

[robelessd]

always

[no-chill-at-all]

[noxfauna]

[bogleech]

The people who make that argument never mean it as a genuine suggestion. They smugly assume the person they’re talking to lacks the talent or the means of actually following through, and they often believe that if it did happen, it would crash and burn and put them back in their “place.” They’re never prepared for the possibility of being proven wrong.

[druun-deactivated20180630]

[iloveyouforwhatiamnot]

my entire academic career

me: I should have done this earlier

me: [sweats nervously]

[unfollovving]

I can’t feel my butt anymore

[butteronthebooty-deactivated202]

Why don’t I feel it for you?

[unfollovving]

[radikels]

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

[kanyesgirl]

[queefybuttcheeks]

I can’t sing but jus kno i be singin

[st0rmer]

some people on tumblr