dumb things we say

horse cult quotes

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"one man's stick is another mans opportunity"- me

you're welcome eggie

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well quotes blog, you lived a good life 😔😔😔😔😔

i actually still have months worth of quotes but some of them are outdated. and im tired school hates me and my brain go brr so yeah. 😔

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“Live, laugh, arson” ---Endy

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ive been staying up at night thinking of the queue but i never end up refreshing it

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“The averge revolver is 3.5 inches tall, the averge duck head is roughly 2 inches tall, but the revolver is practically the same size as the head so that means the ducks head is 3.5 inches tall, the averge duck is 23 inches tall so that means that the duck is 1.75 times taller than usual, that means  the duck is 40.25 inches tall, so it's a metre tall” ---soap (duck)

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bee: mint

minty: no no no sexy obi-wan haunts me like grimace from ncdonalds

bee: he has the most looks a god can posses

minty: obi-wan is god obi-wan is life he is the sexiest man on earth-

bee: he is

bee: thank you for saying the truth in my face

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“i’m just hee hee hoo hoo you know” ---ariu

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“omg he’s so fuckin sexc i cant kahsjssgjbs” ---endy

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“she will be a rainbow. she is a skittle.” ---bee

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“I’M CALLING THE POLICE I’VE BEEN INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHED ON MY LEG” ---churrito

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“if i go to sleep listening to remmy walle juice, will i dream of remmy walle juice?” ---ariu

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“egg may be suffocated from ariu” ---bee

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“i swear if y’all sacrifice some horses i will start sobbing yet cheering” ---comma

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soap: so theres a 50/50 chance you’ll die or get rly skinny if you eata only soap for the rest of your life

eggie: hmmm im thiccccc so maybe...

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“ik your possessed but pls eat” ---endy

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“i wasn’t talking to you, i was talking to the death of the chat cause we all know if you touch death you die :)” ---minty

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“bring that thicc ass over here” ---churrito